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Old 08-27-2008, 03:35 PM   #1
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I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

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As some may know, I live about a 5 minute walk to Cal State Long Beach's campus. I jog and use the campus lap pool almost every day and when the earth and stars align just right, I sometimes use the main Gym on campus.

I also serve as co-chair to the on campus student Rotary club, Rotaract.

Which brings me to the thread title.

The Fall 2008 semester starts next Tuesday, September 2nd. And yesterday I found out these statistics:

CSULB received over 69,000 freshman applications for the fall 08 semester. Of these, 4800 students were accepted (up over the usual 3900 accepted).

As everyone was discussing the enormous numbers of applicants and accepted students, I was doing the math...

If the gender statistics were 50/50 (50% female and 50% male), that would be 2400 incoming female freshmen students. If even 25% of those were 8's and above, that would be 600 fine as fuck, 18 year old freshmen girls tooling around campus starting next Tuesday!!!



Maybe I'll be hitting that fucking gym a little more in the cumming months!
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Old 08-27-2008, 05:25 PM   #2
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

This thread is 1000% percent worthless without pics.

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Old 08-27-2008, 05:41 PM   #3
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

Quote:
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This thread is 1000% percent worthless without pics.



Well, here's a good place to start cawkhole: http://forums.webrats.com/thread18037.html
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:02 PM   #4
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

Quote:
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Well, here's a good place to start cawkhole: http://forums.webrats.com/thread18037.html


Bah - a link to pictures without it going to gay porno or a rickroll??

I'm disappointed in you, sir.


<wanders off to gay porno.....>
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Old 08-27-2008, 06:04 PM   #5
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

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Bah - a link to pictures without it going to gay porno or a rickroll??

I'm disappointed in you, sir.


Shit. I can't disappoint the Wilks!

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Old 08-27-2008, 07:59 PM   #6
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

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Shit. I can't disappoint the Wilks!

NWS



Why did I click? Oh dear god, why do I never learn?
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:05 PM   #7
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

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Why did I click? Oh dear god, why do I never learn?



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Old 08-27-2008, 08:15 PM   #8
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

Why would you start to work out? It's not like they'd automatically say "oooh, hot 40 year old with a wife and kids, I'd soooo do him"
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:26 PM   #9
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

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Why would you start to work out? It's not like they'd automatically say "oooh, hot 40 year old with a wife and kids, I'd soooo do him"


The gym is set up with a glass room in the middle that all of the equipment faces. Inside the room is where they do all of the aerobics classes

36 year old with the wife and kids fills his eyeballs up with the hawtness and goes home to fuck the living shit out of his wife. Or jack off.

Even when I was single, I went to the same gym and never had any desire to hook up there. I hate fucking gym douches that lurk and lech. Besides, the campus gym isn't like the Bally's and 24 Hour Fitnesses of the world that are basically meat markets with exercise equipment. The girls there are getting enough lechers in their classrooms and around campus.

To borrow from the movie City Slickers; the women are like works of art.

To me the gym is like the Louvre. A place to admire and respect the beauty of the female form.

Then lock those forms in your mind and jerk it till you're blind!
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Old 08-27-2008, 08:26 PM   #10
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

You may need to redo your math and add about 120 girls.
Long Beach has 60% female. Just trying to help
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:06 PM   #11
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

Yamon:



NWS language, of course.
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Old 08-28-2008, 02:18 AM   #12
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

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The gym is set up with a glass room in the middle that all of the equipment faces. Inside the room is where they do all of the aerobics classes


That is the single greatest idea man has ever created.

Now petition for nude yoga...
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Old 08-30-2008, 07:55 PM   #13
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

YaMon should be allowed to have his moment. With a wife and children around, I'm sure he needs every bit of distraction available!
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Old 08-31-2008, 12:18 AM   #14
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Re: I Get Older, They Stay the Same Age

Hahaha, Wilken, where did you find that vid of YaMon???

Damn Yamon, that bar was sure empty!!!
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