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Old 08-21-2008, 04:50 PM   #46
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That's the same thing I just said out loud two posts previous to yours.

you're starting to think like me. I'm contagious
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:35 PM   #47
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you're starting to think like me. I'm contagious

I better go get my shots.
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:52 PM   #48
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Yeah, you twist the truth as much as ever. Yeah, I have pointed this out many times. Yes, I have owned you repeatedly, and I can back it up.

First off, you are owned because I stated you can't stop talking about me. Keep it up and I'll find the post where you say something is wrong with you because you can't stop arguing with me.
Second, go back and reread that Superman thread I whipped you in. Let me cliff note it:

Superhero, superstrength, superpower all came into comic book lore due to Superman. He was super, and therefore the writers described his powers thusly. This is stated in comic books, and at this point, unsearchable on the net. The argument Mightyman = mightyhero/mightystrength/mightypowers isn't mine, it was made by writers in the comic book industry.

You, however, would have us believe that because of an obscure use of the word superhero in a dictionary some 20 years before (that comic book writers most certainly would not have looked at) is the reason. Your logic makes no sense. Mine does. I specifically asked you to address this issue and you backed off because you had no answer. It was disputed in that thread that there were other Superheros in comics before Superman. Sorry, he was the first, that's undeniable.

I am a porn freak? This has been refuted right in your face countless times. Go back and reread a few things. I am 80? Sorry, you are killing your crediblity. Insulting my gf doesn't make you look any better. It backs me up.

Both you and xevious want the last word, and accuse me of wanting it. Like that makes your case any better, or if it proves your point if I get the last word in. It doesn't. Saying something like that is akin to what we've done in here before "The next person to post in this thread is gay!" I back my responses with posts and facts, you back yours up with your opinion and falsehoods. You claim I say things I didn't but never offer any proof. You lie constantly. You think throwing a few insults my way makes your case?

I can't help it I am intelligent. Obviously you resent that, and the attitude you perceive I have. If you really knew me, and no one here honestly does, you would think differently. I can say I would probably say the same thing about you. As it is, we're just bytes on the internet on a message board.

First off, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking to you. Second, how the hell does me talking to you mean that you're owning me?

And, seriously, you're still talking about the Superman thing, when I showed distinct proof that the word originated before Superman ever came about. Dude, get over it. It's a word.

When did I ever say anything about you getting the last word?

When did I ever lie?

There is a thin line between between genius and insanity. You, sir, are just a moron. I have absolutely no reason to resent you. I have tested very high on a whole spectrum of tests, but I don't feel the need to get on WR and tell everyone how smart I am. It's like the guy who comes in here talking about how big his dick is because he's got a teeny weenie. Wait, that's you too.
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Old 08-21-2008, 06:58 PM   #49
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Old 08-21-2008, 07:52 PM   #50
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:22 PM   #51
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I've never been so embarrased to be involved with WR than I am at this point.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:28 PM   #52
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I lie? Haha, you sure don't tell the whole truths. 1) That's why I own your ass every time. Yeah, I gave personal information before. Then, when I was kicking your butt elsewhere in another thread, you wanted to bring up what I said before and is no longer in the public forums. I politely notified you that that was not permissable, and deleted your post. Violation of TOS. Man, you were angry about that. Soon after, you were spamming that over and over again, I'd delete it, you would repost it. How old are you again? Three? I banned you to get you to stop, and the whole idea was to get you resinatated as fast as we could, which we did, and you were given clear guidelines what is permissable and what isn't.

2) Yeah, I gave information. If I want to, I will. I did it for a reason. However, it is you guys that keep bringing up my personal life. It's you guys that can't stop talking about me. I have said that before, including a few posts above. Face it, your fixated.

Yeah, I own you Jimi, you make it so easy.

1) I would be willing to bet that if we created a thread that asked every member here who has won the argument, it wouldn't be you. Basically anyone who has been reading these fights you two have had, while also not letting the Oregon Crew vote. It wouldn't be close. And I'm not saying this to be mean... hell, I got along with Mooninites and though ff7799 was ok, so it's not like I go out of my way to pick sides.

2) Who here knows my first name? Who here knows the 2 personal problems I'm currently dealing with? Who here knows if I have a tattoo?
...
My point is that I can be raked over the coals for only 1 of those questions... the other 2 will NEVER be brought up, because I choose not to discuss them here. Now if someone wants to say some shit about my last question, that is their prerogative since it's common knowledge. However, that doesn't give me the right to tell them not to since it's my personal life.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:31 PM   #53
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Well, you have your opinion, I have mine. 3) Mine are backed up with facts, I remember what got posted here. Go on, keep making fun of me. Like I give a shit. However, whether you're right or not about me, proving my point with your fixation about talking about me is making you look as silly as you perceive me.

It's obvious you and Jimi are related. You both have the same deficiencies. I am looking for one post he made where he admitted something was wrong with him because he couldn't stop arguing with a bald-headed old guy. If this thread keeps going, I'll find it and link it.

You say "facts" like a Christian talks about the facts in the Bible... or a Morman talks about the facts in whatever they read. So far in this thread, the only FACT is that it is very entertaining to me.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:43 PM   #54
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Yeah, you twist the truth as much as ever. Yeah, I have pointed this out many times. 4) Yes, I have owned you repeatedly, and I can back it up.

First off, you are owned because I stated you can't stop talking about me. Keep it up and I'll find the post where you say something is wrong with you because you can't stop arguing with me.
Second, go back and reread that Superman thread I whipped you in. Let me cliff note it:

5) Superhero, superstrength, superpower all came into comic book lore due to Superman. He was super, and therefore the writers described his powers thusly. This is stated in comic books, and at this point, unsearchable on the net. The argument Mightyman = mightyhero/mightystrength/mightypowers isn't mine, it was made by writers in the comic book industry.

You, however, would have us believe that because of an obscure use of the word superhero in a dictionary some 20 years before (that comic book writers most certainly would not have looked at) is the reason. Your logic makes no sense. Mine does. I specifically asked you to address this issue and you backed off because you had no answer. It was disputed in that thread that there were other Superheros in comics before Superman. Sorry, he was the first, that's undeniable.

I am a porn freak? This has been refuted right in your face countless times. Go back and reread a few things. 6) I am 80? Sorry, you are killing your crediblity. Insulting my gf doesn't make you look any better. It backs me up.

Both you and xevious want the last word, and accuse me of wanting it. Like that makes your case any better, or if it proves your point if I get the last word in. It doesn't. Saying something like that is akin to what we've done in here before "The next person to post in this thread is gay!" I back my responses with posts and facts, you back yours up with your opinion and falsehoods. You claim I say things I didn't but never offer any proof. You lie constantly. You think throwing a few insults my way makes your case?

I can't help it I am intelligent. Obviously you resent that, and the attitude you perceive I have. If you really knew me, and no one here honestly does, you would think differently. I can say I would probably say the same thing about you. As it is, we're just bytes on the internet on a message board.

4) I've never seen anything that proves you've [middleschooltalk]"owned"[/middleschooltalk] him.

5) This one is retarded on both you and Jimi. Allow me to settle this once and for all:
Is Batman a superhero? If so, why? Because he doesn't have any "super-powers" to be classified as one. Now if the only criteria is super amazing powers, then Superman was the first. However, DEPENDING ON THE WAY YOU LOOK AT IT, Greek Mythology might say Hercules was the first... I'm pretty sure that predates DC and Marvell. This whole argument is a joke, because you can look at it from different perspectives and neither or you is right nor wrong. Just retarded for thinking this is somehow proof of anything.

6) Everyone here knows you aren't 80 finley. That was a joke, and because everyone here realized that except you, Jimi didn't lose any credibility.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:45 PM   #55
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Originally Posted by Jimi
First off, I'm not talking about you, I'm talking to you. Second, how the hell does me talking to you mean that you're owning me?

And, seriously, you're still talking about the Superman thing, when I showed distinct proof that the word originated before Superman ever came about. Dude, get over it. It's a word.

When did I ever say anything about you getting the last word?

When did I ever lie?

There is a thin line between between genius and insanity. You, sir, are just a moron. I have absolutely no reason to resent you. I have tested very high on a whole spectrum of tests, but I don't feel the need to get on WR and tell everyone how smart I am. It's like the guy who comes in here talking about how big his dick is because he's got a teeny weenie. Wait, that's you too.

My dick is so big, it has it's own gravitational pull.
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Old 08-21-2008, 08:53 PM   #56
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Old 08-21-2008, 09:11 PM   #57
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My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

My dick is so big, I went to The Viper Room and my dick got right in. I had to stand and argue with the doorman.
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Old 08-21-2008, 10:06 PM   #59
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