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08-10-2008, 02:29 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
Posts: 17,619/8.09
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Help!
Having trouble getting rid of this chick...she's laying in my bed and too tired to get up...I got shit to do here and my normal angry pirate (use urbandictionary.com) isn't working.
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08-10-2008, 02:31 PM
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Scotlands finest SuperMod
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Glasgow Scotland Heritage: Scotsman; Pict
Posts: 40,352/21.29
Threads: 2942
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Re: Help!
Use your lengua.
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08-10-2008, 03:06 PM
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bitch
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: Nottingham, UK
Posts: 2,430/2.07
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Re: Help!
You should keep it in the barn, with all the other animals 
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08-10-2008, 03:28 PM
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Banned by pornerators
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 10,175/4.66
Threads: 319
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Re: Help!
Tell her you're not actually Sicilian, you're Mexican, that'll have her out before you can say enchilada.
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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."
January 2009, the end of an error.
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08-10-2008, 03:44 PM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Da Beach; where I only have assholes on three sides of me
Posts: 6,644/4.37
Threads: 1108
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Re: Help!
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08-10-2008, 05:05 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
Posts: 17,619/8.09
Threads: 512
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Re: Help!
heh I just had my neigbor friend who owed me a favor come over. She just came into the room like another girl in there wasn't a problem  The other girl dislikes the idea of 3 somes hahaha
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08-10-2008, 05:40 PM
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Erica Ownz me!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: 5280'
Posts: 8,373/5.67
Threads: 343
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Re: Help!
She was blind, eh?
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08-10-2008, 05:48 PM
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Vagatarian
Join Date: May 2004
Location: In Your Mouth
Posts: 11,457/6.80
Threads: 469
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Re: Help!
Pics or I will send Dylnfoxx to come over and eat you.
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08-10-2008, 06:39 PM
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Banned by pornerators
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: San Antonio, TX
Posts: 10,175/4.66
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Re: Help!
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Originally Posted by koЯnut
Pics or I will send Dylnfoxx to come over and eat you.
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That's who it was.
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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."
January 2009, the end of an error.
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08-10-2008, 07:28 PM
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bitch
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Ohio
Posts: 1,572/1.16
Threads: 94
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Re: Help!
You should've punched her in the cunt.
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08-10-2008, 09:42 PM
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bitch
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: SC
Posts: 2,435/3.36
Threads: 73
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Re: Help!
Coulda rolled her in sugar and kicked her ass outa your truck at a Diabetes Support Group meeting.
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08-10-2008, 10:27 PM
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Surfin Irie
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Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: Teahupoo
Posts: 3,705/3.25
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Re: Help!
You should have shown her your tiny penis.
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08-10-2008, 10:37 PM
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bitch
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: SC
Posts: 2,435/3.36
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Re: Help!
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Originally Posted by Anibal
You should have shown her your tiny penis.
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He did, but the extension was still attached.
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08-11-2008, 08:35 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
Posts: 17,619/8.09
Threads: 512
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Re: Help!
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Originally Posted by joerockhead
She was blind, eh?
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I fucked a couple of blind girls before...I wish she had been blind, those chicks have their other senses altered and WHOA MFG!
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Originally Posted by koЯnut
Pics or I will send Dylnfoxx to come over and eat you.
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Don't even say that fucking around dude. That chick made a sack full of assholes seem apetizing.
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Originally Posted by Jimi
That's who it was.
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you wish, cock holster! then i could post her pics and you can get off.
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Originally Posted by PMBalls
You should've punched her in the cunt.
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I did, twice, during foreplay.
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Originally Posted by fmb
Coulda rolled her in sugar and kicked her ass outa your truck at a Diabetes Support Group meeting.
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truck's in the shop getting the passenger side fixed and repainted...I'm driving a mustang.
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Originally Posted by Anibal
You should have shown her your tiny penis.
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It only looks tiny next to your mom's giant vagina. I heard when you were born, you came out of their playing double dutch with your parasitic twin.
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Originally Posted by fmb
He did, but the extension was still attached.
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detachable penis.....
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08-12-2008, 01:24 AM
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Jesus was Black
Join Date: May 2006
Location: In your head
Posts: 3,979/4.06
Threads: 138
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Re: Help!
shoulda stick it in her pooper... then gave her a golden shower... then a steaming hot harvey... that would have done it
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