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Old 08-08-2008, 12:04 AM   #1
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I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!
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Old 08-08-2008, 01:06 AM   #2
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Re: Got me a new truck!
Ted Kennedy LOL
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Old 08-10-2008, 12:27 AM   #3
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Re: Got me a new truck!
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Got me a new truck!

I bought a new GMC Sierra and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.

'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some Mexicans ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, 'Ass Holes!'
Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.

Damn, I LOVE this truck!



Congrats on your new Sierra...their nice! What color???? Funny on the "Iranian National Anthem", dude!!!! That definitely deserves some rep!

BTW, Erica e/m-ed me 3 times about her quiting. I'll have to tell'ya about it sometime!
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Old 08-10-2008, 08:32 AM   #4
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Re: Got me a new truck!
sounds like a great truck,rep for the funny!
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Old 08-10-2008, 10:51 AM   #5
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Pic's of your new ride please
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Old 08-10-2008, 01:49 PM   #6
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Re: Got me a new truck!
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Immediately the Iranian National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and Ted Kennedy on Scotch.


Currently on tour headlining Homopolooza.

Seriously though, I think you should be blasting Dennis Leary:
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Old 08-10-2008, 02:15 PM   #7
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Re: Got me a new truck!
Well, I guess I need to put "JOKE" in the Summary line!! Some people got the JOKE, but some do not realize it is a joke. I do not have a new truck. it is just a joke.

And YaMon, you video is GONE, no longer available.
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Old 08-10-2008, 04:04 PM   #8
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Currently on tour headlining Homopolooza.

Seriously though, I think you should be blasting Dennis Leary:

Just Search youtube.com for Asshole(s)

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Old 08-10-2008, 05:37 PM   #9
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I'm an Asshole....Yodie yo!
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