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08-06-2008, 02:31 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: KANSAS CITY
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Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Home Depot customers.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works:
Two very hot 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot.
You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th 29th. Also July 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, three times last Saturday and very likely again this weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale $2.99 each
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08-06-2008, 03:49 AM
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Jesus was Black
Join Date: May 2006
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
lol
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08-06-2008, 08:19 AM
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Defender of the Universe!
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
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08-06-2008, 09:48 AM
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Mad Man From Azkaban
Join Date: Apr 2006
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08-06-2008, 06:38 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: KANSAS CITY
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
Sorry everyone guess i'm 2 years too late. 
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08-06-2008, 07:39 PM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Da Beach; where I only have assholes on three sides of me
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
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Originally Posted by SC/TGrandAm
Sorry everyone guess i'm 2 years too late. 
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Yep. Seeing as how my dad forwarded this joke to me from one or his buddies LAST YEAR! I'd say, the joke train arrived a little late in Kansas Ciy.
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08-06-2008, 09:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2007
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
Still, that shit was funny!!
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08-06-2008, 09:45 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
Home Depot? Dude, I thought I saw you come in there, you could have stopped to say hello, it's not like they had picked us up for work yet.
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08-06-2008, 11:25 PM
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Postwhore??
Join Date: Jan 2005
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
not bad 
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08-07-2008, 12:28 AM
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Erica Ownz me!
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
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Originally Posted by SC/TGrandAm
Sorry everyone guess i'm 2 years too late. 
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2 late and 2 small, according to those girls!!!
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08-08-2008, 04:56 AM
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Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: KANSAS CITY
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Re: Got my wallet stolen at Home Depot
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Definitely no complaints on that subject. 
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