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08-05-2008, 06:14 PM

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TAMPA, Fla. - A second Florida man has been arrested on charges of making false 911 calls in as many days. An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. The report says Gutierrez left the casino to place a second 911 call to say the same thing.

He was arrested and charged with making a false 911 call. He's being held with no bail set.

On Sunday another man was arrested after calling 911 five times during an argument with his brother. He demanded that dispatchers send deputies to help sort things out.

And in northern Florida last week, a Jacksonville man called 911 to complain that a Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

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08-05-2008, 06:27 PM	#2
YaMon Hardcore Pwnographer Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Da Beach; where I only have assholes on three sides of me Posts: 6,644/4.37 Threads: 1108 Friends Network Gold Member	Re: Funny Floridians Seriously, a sticky should be made for stupid fucking news items that originate in Floriduh. FARK.com has their own little tag solely for Floriduh news stories. There use to be a radio bit where they would read a ridiculous news headline and someone had to guess if it was from Germany or Floriduh. Adam Carolla maybe? Point is. The idiocy that emanates from Floriduh could fill an entire NASA grade database. I think even Wilkens will attest to that. Honestly, this 911 caller story is lame, tame and sane compared to the majority of bullshit that hits the news from Floriduh.
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08-05-2008, 08:59 PM	#3
maggiesdragons Jesus was Black Join Date: May 2006 Location: In your head Posts: 3,979/4.06 Threads: 138 Friends Network	Re: Funny Floridians stupid... if you have something to say... say it, at subway you tell them they fucked up and they remake your sandwich Brothers fight... its just the way it is... you go to casino to bet... if you loose your money thats your own damn fault. maybe Parents need a class if they live in Florida to make sure they know to tell their kids that they are responsible for their own misfortunes.

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08-05-2008, 10:46 PM	#4
licupssy Mad Man From Azkaban Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: #12 Grimmauld Place Posts: 7,319/7.40 Threads: 414 Friends Network Gold Member	Re: Funny Floridians It's that hanging chad thing all over again!
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08-05-2008, 10:54 PM	#5
fmb bitch Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: SC Posts: 2,435/3.36 Threads: 73 Friends Network	Re: Funny Floridians Does all common sense cease when you cross the state line?

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