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06-24-2008, 05:21 PM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Taxi Boners
I was all over New York (Manhattan) today calling on customers.
Granted, it's warm and the womenz around town are dressed to address the heat
But without fucking fail, I always get raging boners while jamming around town bouncing around in the back of cabs  Which isn't the biggest issue, until it comes time to get out of the motherfucker
Same in the cabs when I was living in San Francisco.
I always have to take an extra minute to settle up with the driver, and even at half mast I have to walk to the curb like quasi-fucking-moto
Take me to 38th and Broadway... BOING!

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06-24-2008, 05:33 PM
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I Had a Mullet
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: On Top of the World
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Re: Taxi Boners
Taxi fetish...
It takes all kinds...
up and tuck dude...up and tuck.
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06-24-2008, 05:52 PM
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Behold the power of me.
Join Date: Feb 2006
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Re: Taxi Boners
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Taxi fetish...
It takes all kinds...
up and tuck dude...up and tuck.
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you assume he has length enough to do that.
unless you know on a more personal level 
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06-24-2008, 05:56 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Ohio
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Re: Taxi Boners
Just beat off en-route. What are you? Some kind of homo?
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06-24-2008, 05:59 PM
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Take this, and eat it...
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Re: Taxi Boners
goddamn you're a weird motherfucker dude.
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06-24-2008, 07:58 PM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
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Re: Taxi Boners
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Originally Posted by BackdoorJesus
goddamn you're a weird motherfucker dude.
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You don't know the half of it bro 
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06-24-2008, 08:04 PM
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Re: Taxi Boners
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Originally Posted by YaMon
I always get raging boners while jamming around town bouncing around in the back of cabs
I always have to take an extra minute to settle up with the driver, BOING!

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06-24-2008, 08:09 PM
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Groin Grabbingly Good
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: North Mexico . . . Penis Size: Python
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Re: Taxi Boners
Yeah, I get those during road trips all the time. Riding the quad too. Matter of fact, on he bus. At the office if I bounce my leg. At the doctors office whenever I know I'm getting my junk checked. At the movies. During meetings.....
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06-24-2008, 08:35 PM
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Hardcore Pwnographer
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Re: Taxi Boners
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Originally Posted by michaeljohn
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I bet you get the same effect if you popped a couple of your Levitra before you got into a cab 
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06-24-2008, 09:28 PM
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Scotlands finest SuperMod
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Re: Taxi Boners
I visited NYC in 1976. There were more cabs driving around the city than all other vehicles combined. Parking in the heart of downtown was about $6.50 per half hour and the city had an 8% sales tax. Don't remember the taxi fare then, but you could ride a bus from Greenwich village to the WTC for 50 cents.
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06-24-2008, 10:39 PM
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Erica Ownz me!
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Re: Taxi Boners
Yamon likes the Stench of the Cab drivers and wants those Men!!!
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