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Old 06-23-2008, 09:44 PM   #1
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Why I missing having a man
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I have survived week one in singledom in the new condo.

1353 nail holes later...

Why can't they just make one screw that fucking screws into EVERYTHING? No, I have one for concrete, one for drywall, and I may or may not need a wall anchor. I have bloody knuckles from pounding the wall to see if I could detect a stud...

When all I really want is a stud to come over and do all this for me....naked.
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:01 PM   #2
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Re: Why I missing having a man
So you want a guy to come over and pound, nail and screw your walls?
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:11 PM   #3
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So you want a guy to come over and pound, nail and screw your walls?


yes, hard and deep.
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:18 PM   #4
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Re: Why I missing having a man
Shun that nesting instinct and get out there and practice good old fashioned whoring.

That is, if you truly want some chump to do your grunt work.
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:30 PM   #5
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yes, hard and deep.



Ummm, are you the wall in question?






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Old 06-23-2008, 10:33 PM   #6
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With a avatar like that, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone to pound your "walls".
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:38 PM   #7
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With a avatar like that, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone to pound your "walls".



Thats what I was thinking.
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:42 PM   #8
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jShizz: they have a kit you can buy to hang all your photos and knick-knacks. Use the kit to get the stuff complete.

Now that you have all that time on your hands, get out there and have some fun! Laugh, smile, and raise a little hell. Geez! Didn't the trip to Vegas teach you anything??

Where's the line?
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Old 06-23-2008, 10:55 PM   #9
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jShizz: Didn't the trip to Vegas teach you anything??


It taught me how to win roulette

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Old 06-23-2008, 11:15 PM   #10
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http://www.nextag.com/adhesive-hook/products-html
no nails, no screws, no sweat
Keeps you rested for later.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:29 PM   #11
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http://www.nextag.com/adhesive-hook/products-html
no nails, no screws, no sweat
Keeps you rested for later.


only girls use that shit. I need me some steel.
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:47 PM   #12
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Steel? Like hard enough to drive railroad spikes with?

Use the adhesive hook stuff thingies. It's faster than my suggestion.

Although I prefer the longer, slower, more sweaty, sensual picture hangings....
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:50 PM   #13
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Old 06-23-2008, 11:55 PM   #14
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Licu: is "Alexis Fleming" your pen name?
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Old 06-24-2008, 12:00 AM   #15
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Steel? Like hard enough to drive railroad spikes with?

Use the adhesive hook stuff thingies. It's faster than my suggestion.

Although I prefer the longer, slower, more sweaty, sensual picture hangings....


and for the record...I can hang pictures, it's the drapery rods and the pot rack that is kicking my ass....
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