football3756

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I want to put something in my ass, anyone have any ideas for something around the house that will pleasure me? what can i use for lubricant too. Have no dildos or anything.

kulotsalot

Hm I wouldn't put just anything in anyone's ass. It's gotta have a stopper thing so it doesn't get sucked all the way in. Why not go to a sex toy store and get something specifically for this? This is one thing I'd splurge on coz I mean if I'm experimenting I'd rather be safe than end up in the ER trying to explain how grandma's precious vase is now stuck up my butt...

fmb

kulots rules on this one! I work at a hospital and most of the stories you here are true. Purchase something designed for your desires and use lots of lube.

Oh yeah... Why don't you pay a visit and post more often? I'm ahead of you and that's sad....

I edited this because this is a serious section of the site. I was hoping to give advice and a laugh, but thought my humor may not have come across as I believed. Anyway, stop by and have good time....

skept

I've actually more then once gone 'wtf' at news stories that crop up about people going to hospital with like jars and potatoes and stuff up their arse. So seriously just think if you'd be comfortable in the ER explaining how shit got up there before you try use something that wasn't designed to be put up there?

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michaeljohn

my sister is an RN and told me of a time a guy and his wife showed up in the middle of the night at the ER. She had used a strap-on dildo in his butt and it got stuck. The couple tried prying it out with a coat hanger and that only succeeded in puncturing his inner rectum walls.....

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CWB

damn man , why didn't they just use a piece of barbed wire !? sometimes ya just gotta wonder .


many years ago i read an article (in penthouse i believe) , it was along the lines of "true stories from the ER" . one of the stories i recall went something like this :

a doc went to examine an emergency patient . the "guy" was dressed and acted in the manner af a flaming faggot . the doc asked him what the problem was and the guy pointed at his arse . having been in similar situations in the past the doc told him to strip and assume the position . after lubing up the "keesterscope" and inserting it the doc took a look and was almost blinded ...
yep , the twink had "lost" a flashlight .

maggiesdragons

You could also use your finger(s). just an idea, and get some KY or astroglide, if you are too embarrassed to go to an adult shop for something like that, try an on line shop like adam and eve.

Daiikun

Jeez man! First off, that was just stupid to do to begin with! I mean, a COAT HANGER?! Maybe if you used a plastic one instead of a metal one, but still, a freaking COAT HANGER?!?!

In any case, everything that's been said above about a LOT of lube and getting something meant for it is all true. Don't use anything that doesn't have some kind of base to stop it because your fears could definitely play out if you used something like, I dunno, a cucumber or something.

GeekGurl

Turn your cellphone on vibrate, stick it in, and call it up

KarlMiller132

I agree, a trip to the ER would not be fun. When I went to purdue, there was this huge douche on all these car comercials named Bob Rhorman. He pretty much owned every car dealership in the area. Anyway my friend informed me that his mother was the lucky nurse that had to aid in removing a gerbal from the guys ass. What a sick sick son of a bitch.

slimjim86bs

im pretty sure the funniest one ive ever heard was this guy who got a flashlight stuck up his a$$. supposidly the doctor looked under the hospital sheets and like the thing was on pointing out of his ass. i dont think you want to be that guy....

masonx

i remember one story bout a guy using his bed-post

it got stuck. After an agonising few hours he called emergency services who called the fire brigade to cut the bed post off and bring him to hospital. The guy claimed he had "fallen" onto the bedpost!

Go to an adult store.

Jpap013

vegetables maybe...cucumber, zucchini, carrot, etc.

bigdaddyk

OUCHHHHHHHHH! Bet that hurt