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11-23-2006, 12:54 PM
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how to make gf squirt...?
Hey guys - I've been seeing some squirting movies and shit around, so, I wanted to make my gf squirt like that, but, how??? can anybody help??? Sometimes she seems to come pretty hard, but, she doesnt squirt. I heard it was to do with pressing on the gspot, but thats it.
any help really appreciated!
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01-11-2007, 12:42 PM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
those girls aren't 'squirting' they're peeing.
females aren't set up to ejaculate. bartholin glands ooze a lubricant for sex but cannot squirt.
nothing you see in the movies is real. including porn.
if i was screwing a girl and she peed, i'd be pissed off. she would be pissed if you peed on her, don't you think ?
theres lots of cleaning and 'preperation' for girls in porn. think about it, anal, ATM, etc.. pretty clean in the movies. also if you ever cornholed a woman as fast as they do in the movies, youd never see her again.
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02-28-2007, 10:30 PM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
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Originally Posted by popknot
those girls aren't 'squirting' they're peeing.
females aren't set up to ejaculate. bartholin glands ooze a lubricant for sex but cannot squirt.
nothing you see in the movies is real. including porn.
if i was screwing a girl and she peed, i'd be pissed off. she would be pissed if you peed on her, don't you think ?
theres lots of cleaning and 'preperation' for girls in porn. think about it, anal, ATM, etc.. pretty clean in the movies. also if you ever cornholed a woman as fast as they do in the movies, youd never see her again.
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Actually, I've gotten my GF to squirt before. It wasn't pee, I sniff-checked it (we were both worried). Frankly, I was flattered to know I had those kinds of woman-pleasin' skills.
Usually it comes from stimulating the G-Spot enough (this point is debated, but it's the best explanation I have to offer.)
also, not all women are capable of it, although this is heavily contested by scientists
in porn, most women are just peeing. The way you tell the difference is if it comes out in a stream (usually slower and steadier) or if it comes flooding out all at once. A stream indicates that it came from the bladder, while gushing indicates that it is something else.
Also, if it was urine, it would smell really strongly, but the gushing that my GF had didn't have any noticeable odor at all.
wikipedia (surprise, surprise) has some more to say on the subject.
sorry to call you out like that, but I wanted to give some balanced advice.
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03-03-2007, 09:04 PM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
give her a pint glass of water tell her to take a big mouthfull, no swallow however. then when her face has contorted to look like a beach ball, take your hands and apply to both cheeks(her face) and make a motion as if you were going to clap your hands.
hay presto, your girl is squirting.
need a towel?
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03-04-2007, 12:24 AM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
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03-04-2007, 12:47 AM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
Actually this thread was moved from the padded room over to here do to being a little more appropriate over here.
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03-05-2007, 08:26 AM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
danks for it
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04-01-2007, 09:37 PM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
I agree that it is a real occurence. I have had it happen twice with the same girl. Definitely not urine!
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04-23-2007, 10:37 AM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
i can get my chick to do it with im going from behind or eating her out. ive had antoher chick do it as well . its pretty cool and you cna tell if its piss or not.
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05-02-2007, 02:18 PM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
the thing is that not all women can 'squirt'... if they do, its basically the ultimate indicator that you've done something right, namely, give her an orgasm.... also, i've heard age is a facotr, simply because it takes women time to fel comfortable with themselves and to relax the muscles and go with it... no girl wants to 'pee' (well not the one ur seeing hopefully) haha. pretty much, excercise patience, and try massaging her under her belly to get her muscles there to relax. then, use a couple finger and kind of do a 'come here' motion with both fingers pointing upward... kinda hard to describe but basically, if she's laying down, the tip of ur fingers should be up...
NOT PEE for sure.... oh, it simportant to say that not all girls 'squirt' projectile haha, sometimes they just get insanely wet, like sopping. its kinda of equal to how 'hard' u cum..
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06-05-2007, 09:54 AM
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Re: how to make gf squirt...?
Dated one girl for a couple months who was a squirter. I didn't do anything differently with her than any other girl. Only she ruined my sheets and mattress.
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