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06-25-2006, 09:55 AM
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bitch
Join Date: May 2004
Location: SOUTH CENTRAL LOS ANGELES! :GO UCLA!!
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$100.00 Tatoo
Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says,
”Where in the hell Have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo." "A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking?" she said, shaking her head in
disdain.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
Tattooed on his privates?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."
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06-25-2006, 01:27 PM
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teh bewbie MOD
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: India, Bangalore
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Re: $100.00 Tatoo
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06-25-2006, 03:53 PM
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Scotlands finest SuperMod
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Glasgow Scotland Heritage: Scotsman; Pict
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Re: $100.00 Tatoo
good joke. the last part is the best and a fine way to shut a woman's mouth.
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06-25-2006, 03:59 PM
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Mad Man From Azkaban
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: #12 Grimmauld Place
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Re: $100.00 Tatoo
I liked the joke, and I'd send it to my son-in-law who's a licensed CPA but my daughter got upset the last time I sent him a racy joke!
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