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  • In the order they are in, first heel first, last heel last.

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  • Heels last, I always skip over that first slice when I go back in.

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    How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    When you open a loaf of sliced bread, do you eat the pieces in order? Or do you save the heels for last, and keep skipping over that first slice?

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Neither. My wife is the one who touches the bread. I haven't reached into a bag of unopened bread in years.
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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Depends on what type of wrapper it came in, and whether it should have a soft or crunchy crust.

    But then i don't have a wife to pander to all my 18th century expectations either..

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by watzizname View Post
    But then i don't have a hot 22-year old wife to pander to all my 18th century expectations either..
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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    in order i guess

    but sliced bread is terrible, it's really not worth eating aside from a few random uses (toast, classic grilled cheese, etc)
    and that's coming from someone who is a huge fan of bread. seriously, it's totally my favorite food


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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Today when I made a sandwich, I found I had 2 heels left. I have skipped the heels until the end since childhood. Not sure why though. Maybe my family did and I copied them. Maybe I thought the loaf would stay fresher with a heel on the end. Maybe I thought a sandwich with a heel and a normal slice looked funny or tasted different. Maybe I thought the heels had less food because they were smaller and I was hungry. It's kind of like that question of how you hang your TP in the bathroom, inside of tissue showing on what's dangling, or outside.

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by michaeljohn View Post
    It's kind of like that question of how you hang your TP in the bathroom, inside of tissue showing on what's dangling, or outside.
    except that with the tp thing, there's a right way and a wrong way.

    i can't shit comfortably if the paper isn't going over the top.



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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by Waffle View Post
    i can't shit comfortably if the paper isn't going over the top.
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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by Waffle View Post
    except that with the tp thing, there's a right way and a wrong way.

    i can't shit comfortably if the paper isn't going over the top.





    If I shit in somebody's house and they've got their paper wrong, I'll change it.

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by mstad View Post



    If I shit in somebody's house and they've got their paper wrong, I'll change it.

    Just grab the nearest hand towel and wipe


    I open a new loaf pull back the first two slices and start there...heels go out to the birds
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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by mstad View Post



    If I shit in somebody's house and they've got their paper wrong, I'll change it.
    Same here.

    But believe it or not, there are some who'd probably call their hot 22-year old wife in to change it for them..

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    Just grab the nearest hand towel and wipe



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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by canu View Post
    I open a new loaf pull back the first two slices and start there...heels go out to the birds

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Vieja gets the end pieces. Shes mental for that shit. Eats my pizza crusts too. I hate that unless its studt crust.

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?

    Quote Originally Posted by Ryan View Post
    But then i don't have a hot 22-year old wife to pander to all my 18th century expectations either..
    Meh. She used to be hot. Now she's just somebody's mom.

    Be that a lesson to all of you. No matter how hot she is, put a sock on that shit, or she'll end up being somebody's mom.

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    Re: How do you eat your loaf of sliced bread?



    the girl knows of what she speaks


    On topic: I actually prefer the heels, and have been known to dig to the bottom of the just-opened loaf to get the last heel so I can make a sandwich with both of them.







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