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    Who will test positive for Roids?

    With the BALCO investigation, the implementation of drug testing (although very weak) in MLB, and the testing in other sports, WHO will test positive over the next year? Back up your nomination.







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    It's Gotta Be Barry Bonds

    I'm convinced Bonds is on roids. Look at his body type when he arrived in the bigs in 1987 versus now. Sure you get heavier with time, but not like this.

    The season before Bonds hit 70+ to break McGwire's record, I'm at the doctor's office. The doc knows I'm a baseball nut--and he had just come back from Spring Training himself. He looks at me and flatly says,

    "Have you seen Barry Bonds? The guy has to be on steroids. No man in his late thirties changes body types that quickly with a training and nutrition program. This guy's dirty! He's huge. There's not a doubt in my mind he's on steroids. You just don't get that big, that quick. I don't care who you are."

    It will be interesting to see who the guys are that will look significantly smaller.

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    I say Bonds and Sosa for sure. They may not be "over the legal limit" but there is definitely something going on there.

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    I remember Sosa as a wirey rookie playing in old Comiskey Park. He had a little pop and he was really fast. When the Sox swapped him for George Bell, everybody said Sammy would be a 30/30 guy in Wrigley.

    But look at him now. That thin little frame has grown bigger than anything nature could have done. I don't care about nutritionists are strength coaches. Your body doesn't change that way virtually overnight. And that's what happened to "Corkey the Cub".

    I love what Rick Riley pulled on Sosa last year. Sosa plays holy and says if the league demands testing that he'll be the first in line. So Riley pulls out the cup and says "fill the cup" boy. And Sammy goes nuts.

    And all I can say to Sammy is "me douth think you protest too much!"

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    hahahahahaha, this thread is awesome

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    Bonds = no question in my mind
    Sosa = probably and some cork

    McGwire = andro plus maybe roids but I'm not sure. He was always pretty big. He's built like a lumberjack so maybe no to roids. He was always open about the andro so he may have been clean.

    Brady Anderson = YES, YES, YES Guy can't hit more than 20 HR's in a year and all of a sudden he hits 50 in 1996. PLEASE! THE JUICE IS LOOSE!!

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    Bonds is the first to go

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    Bonds has gotten progressivley bigger tho.. but i still think hes juiced up.

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    Ryan Klesko now looks like Randy Johnson. He is, in my eyes, the easiest target based on his huge decrease in size.

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    Quote Originally Posted by yxmonkey
    Ryan Klesko now looks like Randy Johnson. He is, in my eyes, the easiest target based on his huge decrease in size.
    Jason Giambi is in the same boat. He went from The Rock to Pee Wee Herman.

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    Ruben Sierra.

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    Re: Who will test positive for Roids?

    adam everitt of the astros

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