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Having trouble getting rid of this chick...she's laying in my bed and too tired to get up...I got shit to do here and my normal angry pirate (use urbandictionary.com) isn't working.

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Use your lengua.

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You should keep it in the barn, with all the other animals :)

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Tell her you're not actually Sicilian, you're Mexican, that'll have her out before you can say enchilada.

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:mish:




:mish:



:bongrip:

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heh I just had my neigbor friend who owed me a favor come over. She just came into the room like another girl in there wasn't a problem :juan: The other girl dislikes the idea of 3 somes hahaha

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She was blind, eh?

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Pics or I will send Dylnfoxx to come over and eat you.

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That's who it was.

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You should've punched her in the cunt.

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Coulda rolled her in sugar and kicked her ass outa your truck at a Diabetes Support Group meeting.

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You should have shown her your tiny penis.

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He did, but the extension was still attached.

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I fucked a couple of blind girls before...I wish she had been blind, those chicks have their other senses altered and WHOA MFG!


Don't even say that fucking around dude. That chick made a sack full of assholes seem apetizing.


you wish, cock holster! then i could post her pics and you can get off.


I did, twice, during foreplay.


truck's in the shop getting the passenger side fixed and repainted...I'm driving a mustang.

It only looks tiny next to your mom's giant vagina. I heard when you were born, you came out of their playing double dutch with your parasitic twin.

detachable penis.....

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shoulda stick it in her pooper... then gave her a golden shower... then a steaming hot harvey... that would have done it