Why I missing having a man
 

I have survived week one in singledom in the new condo.

1353 nail holes later...

Why can't they just make one screw that fucking screws into EVERYTHING? No, I have one for concrete, one for drywall, and I may or may not need a wall anchor. I have bloody knuckles from pounding the wall to see if I could detect a stud...

When all I really want is a stud to come over and do all this for me....naked.

:jshizz:

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

So you want a guy to come over and pound, nail and screw your walls?

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

yes, hard and deep.

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

Shun that nesting instinct and get out there and practice good old fashioned whoring.

That is, if you truly want some chump to do your grunt work.

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

Ummm, are you the wall in question?

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

With a avatar like that, it shouldn't be too hard to find someone to pound your "walls".

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

Thats what I was thinking.

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

jShizz: they have a kit you can buy to hang all your photos and knick-knacks. Use the kit to get the stuff complete.

Now that you have all that time on your hands, get out there and have some fun! Laugh, smile, and raise a little hell. Geez! Didn't the trip to Vegas teach you anything??

Where's the line?

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

It taught me how to win roulette :dunno:

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

http://www.nextag.com/adhesive-hook/products-html
no nails, no screws, no sweat
Keeps you rested for later.

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

only girls use that shit. I need me some steel.

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

Steel? Like hard enough to drive railroad spikes with?

Use the adhesive hook stuff thingies. It's faster than my suggestion.

Although I prefer the longer, slower, more sweaty, sensual picture hangings....

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

What you need is a "How To" book!



http://www.mybookstoreandmore.com/p...73832b28518ba36

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

Licu: is "Alexis Fleming" your pen name?

Re: Why I missing having a man
 

and for the record...I can hang pictures, it's the drapery rods and the pot rack that is kicking my ass....