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Originally Posted by Indigenous
I was going down on a girlfriend once. I had been teasing her for a while and she was really getting into it. Hips thrusting, etc. Right as she came, she let one go. I still remember feeling the breeze on my chin. I looked up and she had the most horrified look on her face.
Then she ran off into the bathroom and refused to come out for a good half hour.
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duuuuuuuuuuuude, I had the same thing happen to me except the bitch did it on purpose. She told me she had to fart and I told her to wait, and she just let go. I swear to allah and all the sand niggers hold holy that I tasted the fucking putrid stench. I made up for it by shooting into her eyes and then telling her piss stops the burning and jet streamed her face in the sink.
yes, this is true. I hate my life sometimes.