"We've known that he's been lip-synching for years. None of the US swimmers can speak at all because they've had their larynxes removed to allow for greater lung capacity."
The kid is just too good, like that Usain Bolt dude that broke the world record in 100mts and he begun celebrating like 20 - 30 meters before the race ended.
I met Ed Moses last winter (winter for you guys) and he speaks fine so i guess not all olympic swimmers have their larynxes removed jajajajjajaja
i had never wasted 2 minutes reading something more idiotic than this and that deserves some rep