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Old 08-08-2008, 04:25 PM   #1
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It's gonna get ugly tonight
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I'm going out to celebrate a few things. First, I'm celebrating my divorce (O7.15) from the ex-bottomless pit of hopelessness and despair, mental disorder carrying, complainer. THANK YOU JESUS, IT'S COMPLETE!!

Second, my birthday was last Sunday. I'm not getting any younger, but my ass is still here.

Lastly, I accepted a new job offer. This job is awesome! Less responsibility than my current job and a helluva pay increase to go with it.

It's gonna be a great night!!
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:31 PM   #2
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
Congrats. Drink a few pints of Guinness to stamp a seal of success on that.
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:31 PM   #3
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Old 08-08-2008, 04:39 PM   #4
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
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Congrats. Drink a few pints of Guinness to stamp a seal of success on that.

I'll have some tonight; thanks for the reminder about a great beer. Also, I have a single bottle of Guinness in my fridge. How do I pour that sumbitch?? I think it has a whizrocket, RPG, or something in it.

I want the best presentation. Do you know how??
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:00 PM   #5
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
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I'll have some tonight; thanks for the reminder about a great beer. Also, I have a single bottle of Guinness in my fridge. How do I pour that sumbitch?? I think it has a whizrocket, RPG, or something in it.

I want the best presentation. Do you know how??

Pour it into a cold glass over the back of a spoon.


And the thing in the bottle is called a widget.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:18 PM   #6
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
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Pour it into a cold glass over the back of a spoon.


And the thing in the bottle is called a widget.

Oh. I thought it was some type of WMD thing.

I'm heading out the door! I have aspirin, extra cash, a condom, and some medical emergency info taped to my chest..... Just in case things go bad.
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Old 08-08-2008, 06:45 PM   #7
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
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Oh. I thought it was some type of WMD thing.

I'm heading out the door! I have aspirin, extra cash, a condom, and some medical emergency info taped to my chest..... Just in case things go bad.

only one condom? what kind of lame partying are you planning to do?
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:18 PM   #8
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
weeeeeell I gotta get drunk and I shore do dread it cuz I know just what I'm go'n do....
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:21 PM   #9
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
Congratulation on the 3-way. I'm only use to bad things coming in threes.
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Old 08-08-2008, 07:42 PM   #10
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
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only one condom? what kind of lame partying are you planning to do?



Wait one cotton pickin' moment....


I thought that he had a girlfriend?


Maybe she likes to swing
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Old 08-08-2008, 08:30 PM   #11
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
Well, may the Hang over gods be kind to you tomorrow, make sure the other guy wears a condom too!!!!

HAHAHAAAAaaa

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Old 08-10-2008, 09:39 PM   #12
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
Good ones, gang! I survived the night and even had a great Saturday. No hangover, no need for the aspirin, and no need for the medical info duct taped to my body.

Besides my cause for celebration, at the goof off, two of my friends announced they're moving to LA. They'll be working at the ER in a hospital in West LA. God help you Cali folks..... They're awesome girls and I'm gonna miss them. I hope their travels are safe and their times in LA good...

I had a few Harps, one Smithwick, one Guinness, and a Miller Lite; the beer was cold and the fun was great. I might have to try that again this weekend.

I'll post some pics from the night as soon as I can get them. For the fellas here, I'll post pics of the womenz..

I gotta pack tomorrow night, I'm heading to DC for some consulting work....
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Old 08-11-2008, 08:14 PM   #13
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Re: It's gonna get ugly tonight
For a good time, tell them to call me. They're nurses, they should have access to penecilin.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:58 PM   #14
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For a good time, tell them to call me. They're nurses, they should have access to penecilin.

I'll pass the info along, juan!!

maybe they can help with the bad outbreaks and shingles!
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