Juan.©amaney

Those texas come backs are waaaaay the fuck off.

First off I wear cowboy boots aaaaall the time.


I don't know wtf the drive through boot barn is, but we do have drive through liquor stores here. plus your beaches are no where near as nice.

yes, our chicks are way hotter than yours and not all of them are fake. matter of fact, most of the people who come here from out of state get on that shit just so they can place somewhere near our chicks. plus I don't need my woman to kick ass, I happen to like ladies.

yes sir and yes mam....great, but you have no problem frying people up on that electric chair



-We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're FAMOUS!

don't they sell angus at carls junior now? how good can it be if some burger joint sells it down the street? kobe beef is where its at, son! where does that shit ship from? port of motherfucking LA.


texas weed? I dunno, most of that shit is just like mesicos shit, which is full of seeds and stems. I get most of my hydro from dispensers who are legal here

we roll 40 deep because corn fed cuntry boys wanna throw hands, round here, niggas get BLASTED! plus look where all the MMA fighters train...

I dunno, I still call myself messiken

debbie does dallas wasn't even filmed in dallas....wiki search that shit!




we don't need snow days off, we just play hookie and go to the mountains

our speed limits here are 70 in some freeways

we got big trucks here too....most manufaturers of offroad shit are based here....baja anyone? south of us

12 month old alcoholics? great comeback there cletus

your governer who became president fucking set us back a decade

the midnight argument.....what?!

you guys don't do the area code thing cuz most of your towns have more fucking cows in them than people....and I'm talking about your women!

we can drive, its the out of towners that fuck shit up

tex mex is not real mexican. deal with it. I know mexican...that shit is cooking in the kitchen right now

fuck hold em, real men roll dice

you're the lone star state because you guys couldn't make up your mind on being mexican or american

the carls juniors in downtown la serve beer. who the fuck wants alcohol with their burger anyway? if i want a drink, i go to the bar.

fancy ketchup? the packets at mcd's say that shit too

yep, best athletes, deal with it. UofT? them niggers weren't smart enough to come to USC

so you guys won the rosebowl...didn't you have to share that championship?

yeah, everything is bigger in texas....specially the steers and the queers

we aren't sinking, all the bullshit is making you guys rise

oooh michael johnson has some gold medals. our heismen trophy winner murdered some white people and the guy was just chillin playing gold a few days later

football is a religion to you guys cuz you have nothing to do!

football is football here too, soccer is just what the rest of the world plays

yeah, we have to make football movies for you guys, cuz the real shit is just too sad

I'd love to see texas try and secede again KABOOM!

our flag waves at the same height here too...we just don't give a shit about flag ettiquette, only backwood ass hillbillys give a shit

capital dome? what the fuck is that? is that even a selling point? really? wow

alaska is bigger, get over it

no you are not the only state that has been a country, a lot of the states round here were a country before....mexico. matter of fact, so were you pussies

when you guys are done fucking your cousins, we can talk about whos asses you can kick

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Jimi

The "Boot Barn" is just one of many drive-through liquor stores. The beaches are fine, normally I'm too drunk to swim anyway.

No contest, Texas women are the best looking. This could be debated more, but it is just a "yuh huh" "nuh uh" thing.

yes sir and yes mam....great, but you have no problem frying people up on that electric chair - Sure, the electric chair sucks... but Cali gives huge bullshit sentences. Twenty-six years for carjacking, and 8 for murder?



-We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Yall" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world We're FAMOUS! - I say y'all, that's about it. At least we don't say "hella."
Kobe is from Japan, and we have Carl's Juniors here.


Most people here smoke dro, they just sell the crap weed elsewhere.

You roll 40 deep because you'd roll more, but you'd have to get another truck.

I'd call myself a messiken too, if I lived in Cali.

Who cares? Porn is all dirty sluts, no matter where it is filmed.



We don't have mountains, but damn if we don't have awesome off-roading.

Highway speed limits are getting pretty synchronized.

New Mexico has the best off-roading anywhere, so that argument sucks.

You're mexican, you were born with a bottle of tequila.

your governer who became president fucking set us back a decade - I can't argue this point..... at all.


Women here are amazingly gorgeous. I don't know what cows you're talking about, but I've seen more cows in one place in Cali than anywhere in Texas.

we can drive, its the out of towners that fuck shit up - and the asians, which is a lot of California.

tex mex is not real mexican. deal with it. I know mexican...that shit is cooking in the kitchen right now - Something else I can't argue with. Tex-Mex is one thing, but real Mexican food is the shit. You can get that around here too.

fuck dice, real men play hold 'em

We're the lone star state because we are the only state that could fully support ourselves, though it would be stupid for anyone to think it is necessary.

the carls juniors in downtown la serve beer. who the fuck wants alcohol with their burger anyway? if i want a drink, i go to the bar. - Again, we have Carl's Juniors.

fancy ketchup? the packets at mcd's say that shit too - You haven't had Whataburger ketchup. Enough said.

yep, best athletes, deal with it. UofT? them niggers weren't dumb enough to go to USC

so you guys won the rosebowl...didn't you have to share that championship?

yeah, everything is bigger in texas....specially my... ego



football is a religion to you guys cuz you have nothing to do! We have plenty to do... until you leave the cities.

football is football here too, soccer is just what the rest of the world plays, which is a much cooler sport.

Who makes the movies? They are filmed here.

I'd love to see texas try and secede again KABOOM!

no you are not the only state that has been a country, a lot of the states round here were a country before....mexico. matter of fact, so were you pussies - Texas is the only state that his been its OWN country. Other states were with other states.

I'd rather fuck your cousin than mine. I like a little Mexican spice.

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


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midnight_devilx

Jimi, you pretty much bought all the comebacks. However, I can argue one point you couldn't.



Juan, you're talking about wiki-ing shit, look up where he was born....hrm, one of the 13 colonies, you see? It was Connecticut, to be exact. That's where Bush Sr, and the first lady were married and living.

The political ideals are the same as they are up North, so I guess Northerns are just as fucked, eh?

Texas was just the scapegoat.

Jimi

But, he was our governor. You can't argue that point.

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


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midnight_devilx

Oh, no doubt, and he did set us back.

But the ideals are not Texan.

mstad

Uh, everywhere?


Ever heard of Team Quest?

BackdoorJesus

wow we're still yakking about this rah-rah bullshit now, page 4 even?

damn.

well, here we go:

Texans: stay in Texas - because I'm sure it's a far better place than anywhere else in the US, especially California.

Californians: well we'll stay put too, seeing as how we feel we're in the best place in the US.

Oregonians: what the fuck - who asked you? But regardless - you folks just go ahead & live in your happy little paradise too because yeah, sure, YOU guys live in the best place in the US and us Californians & the Texans obviously know jack-all.

Now...can we please be done with this tiresome horseshit?

knowing you people, I would guess not.

/rant

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fmb

I've been to Cali (San Diego, Palm Springs, Sacramento, Berkeley, and San Francisco) and to Texas (Houston, Pasadena, Galvaston, San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas) and have gotta say I saw lots of gorgeous women in both states. Natural? Happy for you! Plastic fantastic? Wonderful!

In both states, the women were beautiful, the beer was cold, and the time was fun.

Now, get over this shit and come to the true utopia...

Juan.©amaney

fuck them all, watch them fall

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Jimi

Juan is the true utopia?

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


January 2009, the end of an error.

joerockhead

Whupty Doo, I have seen people in Colorado walking around in Shorts with a 12'er of Corona - On Christmas Day. It just shows you that there are IDIOTS all around this world! Corona is PISS!!

And as far as the TexAssn havin big trucks, sure. Gotta Compensate. And I do not know why they have such a high lift 4x4 when there are nothing but Mole Hills in the big ass State. Colorado has the REAL Mountains to 4 Wheel in.
And none of those "Big TexAss" trucks can catch my Camaro.

However, I will give Cali the win in Low Rider's!!!

Oregon is nice to visit too, lots of GREEN Big ass trees, coast and weird ass people.
I have visited DallASS, Corpus (nice), and San Antonio (Nice), but it is one flat long boring drivin state.

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Jimi

I lived in Corpus for a few years, and I live in San Antonio. I almost moved to Denver once, and I wouldn't mind living in Northern Cali or Oregon, but Southern Cali just doesn't do it for me. I could see why some would like it, but it's just not my cup.

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"I don't care if they're black, white, purple or green. Awww hold on now. Purple or green? You gotta draw the line somewhere. To hell with purple people. Unless they're suffocating. Then help them."


January 2009, the end of an error.