It's about that time.

[Phoenix31]

So, it's about that time. I figured since I've been getting to know you all and everything, I should probably come out of the closet. I am a flaming homo. I like chorizo. I like big ol' Mexican chorizo. Juan is my daddy. I dream about him all day long. I ache for the time that I can come back to webrats and see what daddy has typed. I yearn to eat that chorizo down like a true messkin.

Thank you all for letting me get this off my chest. Now, someone cum on my chest. :gay:

[Phoenix31]

PS, where's all the gay porn at?

[Juan.Camaney]

Jimi get on phoenix's log in, or what?

[Jimi]

Holy shit man! You never told me! You can no longer hang out in my room anymore!

[kulotsalot]

Awww... and I thought he wanted to date me :rolleyes:

[Juan.Camaney]

Definitely Jimi on his log in. :hsugh:

[Phoenix31]

You fucking queer


Quit getting on my screen name Kulots we can still date LOL...:rofl: JIMI keeps trying to have sechts with me

[Jimi]

:rofl: Don't try to change things now! You've already come out. No sense in trying to act straight all of a sudden!!! :rofl:

[kulotsalot]

Jimi make up your mind already: gayness or fat chicks?

[Jimi]

I elect neither.

[kulotsalot]

You're no fun.

[Juan.Camaney]

:rofl: Don't try to change things now! You've already come out. No sense in trying to act straight all of a sudden!!! :rofl:
Dude...sned gay PM's to lurkers and see if they bite!

[Phoenix31]

He wants both cause he told me yesterday that he wanted this little chubby latina in his class LOL and he was planning to go to Dave Matthews B this weekend in SA to pick up Guys


Deekhole

[Phoenix31]

Who let the cat out of the bag now bish :rofl: :rofl:

[Juan.Camaney]

You both just need to suck each other's cock and end all this foreplay.

[kulotsalot]

So are you his date for the Dave Matthews thing, Phoenix?

[Jimi]

I didn't say I wanted her, I said I thought she was cute.

[Phoenix31]

So are you his date for the Dave Matthews thing, Phoenix?


Hellz no I think hes taking some dude named Earthworm JIM or the other way around depends on whether hes feeling estrogenous or not my money says he is LOL......ummm I think those are the details



But I did not delve any further ya know :happycow:



J- Jimi gives me the impression hes saving himself for you beefcake :wiggle:

[Juan.Camaney]

Hehe, unless he wants to share with his siter, that's a negatory.

[Jimi]

Well, after today, I'm done waiting for that one chica.... so.... it's time to start bringing in da hoes.

[Phoenix31]

Hehe, unless he wants to share with his siter, that's a negatory.


Thats funny you mention his sister cause I think you got him paranoid about people wanting her LOL


I just tell him stupid shit all the time like dude xevious is weird right??? just to annoy him and hes like shut up man you want her just shut up :blah: :blah:

[Jimi]

That's not exactly what transponds.

[Jimi]

Why does no one recognize the pwnage anymore? I mean, am I that much of a WR whore/OG that pwnage is now below me?!?! :rofl:

[Phoenix31]

That's not exactly what transponds.


Heres a good example


Jimi: Dude My weiner hurts I think I got raped
Me: Sucks Dude
JImi: Yeah

Driving Listening to ILL NINO

Me: Hey Dude your sisters is weird huh
Jimi: Dude shut up thats my sister
Me: Yeah I know but youre weird she scares me I laugh
Jimi:I know but Im ghey you gotta remember
Me: Yeah


Driving Listening Breaking Benjamins


Me: Dude Lets Eat some Food
Jimi: Aight I dont have any money
Me: Nautraully aight bish since you cook my dinner bare foot in the kitchen Ill invite LOL

[Jimi]

Heres a good example


Jimi: Dude My weiner hurts I think I got raped
Me: Sucks Dude
JImi: Yeah

Driving Listening to ILL NINO

Me: Hey Dude your sisters is weird huh
Jimi: Dude shut up thats my sister
Me: Yeah I know but youre weird she scares me I laugh
Jimi:I know but Im ghey you gotta remember
Me: Yeah


Driving Listening Breaking Benjamins


Me: Dude Lets Eat some Food
Jimi: Aight I dont have any money
Me: Nautraully aight bish since you cook my dinner bare foot in the kitchen Ill invite LOL
Translation


Jimi: Dude My weiner hurts I think I got raped
Me: I tried to suck you off in your sleep Dude
JImi: asshole, I will lock my door from now on

Driving Listening to Jack Johnson

Me: Hey Dude your sisters is weird huh
Jimi: Dude shut up thats my sister
Me: Yeah I know but I'm gay so she scares me
Jimi:I know but I put up with you anyway
Me: Yeah


Driving Listening Postal Service


Me: Dude Lets Eat some Food
Jimi: Aight I dont have any money, I spent it all on a truck
Me: Well, I'm gay, so I will buy your dinner in the hopes that you put out, even though I know you won't.
Jimi: That's alright, as long as you know.

[Phoenix31]

Translation


Jimi: Dude My weiner hurts I think I got raped
Me: I tried to suck you off in your sleep Dude
JImi: asshole, I will lock my door from now on

Driving Listening to Jack Johnson

Me: Hey Dude your sisters is weird huh
Jimi: Dude shut up thats my sister
Me: Yeah I know but I'm gay so she scares me
Jimi:I know but I put up with you anyway
Me: Yeah


Driving Listening Postal Service


Me: Dude Lets Eat some Food
Jimi: Aight I dont have any money, I spent it all on a truck
Me: Well, I'm gay, so I will buy your dinner in the hopes that you put out, even though I know you won't.
Jimi: That's alright, as long as you know.



Retranslated into Phoenix speak



JImi: So what Im basically trying to say is I want your cawk and I have problems keeping my panties on around girls who weigh as much as a full grown heffer
Me: UMHEMMM
Jimi: Yeah Im glad youre my friend dude LOL youre the wind beneath my wings
Me: Ummhemm
Jimi: Yeah I wanna get a truck
Me: Good that way you can change the error in your ways
Jimi: Itll be hard im pretty ghey dude
Me:I know dude but maybe you can try

[Jimi]

Yours sucked. Also.... WTF are you talking about? I do have money.

[Lucky13]

This thread rules

[Phoenix31]

Yours sucked. Also.... WTF are you talking about? I do have money.


Where did it say anything about you not having any money bish..... :shannon: If you get smart with me again im gonna whip my cawk out and slap you!!!

[koЯnut]

If you get smart with me again im gonna whip my cawk out and slap you!!!



I wouldn't do that if I were you Phoenix....we might try to get in a "cheep lick" if you know what I mean.

[Dingle]

:gay:

[Phoenix31]

I wouldn't do that if I were you Phoenix....we might try to get in a "cheep lick" if you know what I mean.


U have Rep KARMA my friend LOL that was Awesome!!!! I wonder where this fock head is at he still never got his license in from SA PD so he can get his tonka

[adrenaline]

thats awesome phoenix is so :gay:

Nice of you to come out of the closet!