I dont want to ruin my shorts.....

[RmgeneralBull]

Ok, so me and my girlfriend have been going out for about 5 months now (i just turned 18, and shes 17, this is more of serious relationship and not a bump and dump obviously)

anyways, shes more of a taker and im more of a giver, so im already at 3rd base with her (eating her out) and shes just made it to second (handjob), but not all the way.....

Alot of the time we hang out out each others houses, and we dont get alot of completely alone time, so we improvise and do stuff *secretly* (i dont think weve ever been completely naked before)
Well, the other night she was finally giving me a handjob, but as soon as i was nearing the end, i told her to stop, because i dont know about anyone else in here, but cumming in my pants, and then wearing them for another 2 hours before i can take a shower isnt appealing at all.

Ive told her before that when she ever did give me a handjob, that id never let her let me bust it in my pants, but in the settings were usually in, theres no other choice it seems.

What should i do? should i just tell her to not do it unless were all alone, or to always have tissues, what?
should i be a man and walk around in cum soaked shorts for 2 hours?

[Lucky Bob]

Well... if you're at your house, go grab a new pair of boxers.

If you're at hers... stash and maintain a pair of boxers there.

[RmgeneralBull]

Well... if you're at your house, go grab a new pair of boxers.

If you're at hers... stash and maintain a pair of boxers there.

yea, i figured that when ever were at my house and she does it, ill just change clothes (and hope shes doesnt do it again, i only have so many pairs of boxers)

but at her house its different

[Tyler]

Why not just make a run to the bathroom and clean up?

Or have her go get you something to clean up with.

[tsmo]

true romance. :)

yes, stash a pair of your boxers in her underwear drawer. It brings a bit more intamcy in the relastionship by sharing..

or.. skip the handjob, cover her head under a blanket and let her swallow. no mess :)


whatever you do.. BE CAREFULL = CONDOMS... and good luck to you in your relationship.

[RmgeneralBull]

true romance. :)



or.. skip the handjob, cover her head under a blanket and let her swallow. no mess :)




i wish that could happen right now :naughty: but probably not for another month (things have been going slow becuase there was a 2 month period when i was only home for like 2 weeks, so i barley saw her)

I guess next time were in the mood, ill just mention to her the boxer idea, i dont see why that wouldnt work (and if its at my house, the room we hang out in is 5 feet from a bathroom, so.....)

thanks for tips guys

[clt_capt]

You could always cover up (condom) and leave the mess there. Flush the evidence.

[do_what_now?]

It sounds silly, but you could always do like the guy in American Pie and just go in a glass of milk or soemthing. Just don't let anyone drink it, unless you don't like them and want to have some sort of twisted revenge.

[TheMooninites]

So when she gave you a HJ I assume your cock was out right and not one of those things where she just slides her hand under your pants and does it there.

I say to prevent that just carry a few tissues with you and when your ready to cum just cum in the tissues and clean yourself up and you will have no problems.

If having your dick out completely isn't an option then I resist doing it until it can be out but if you really want it bad then still have tissues with you or a change of undies.

When she does start giving you BJ's which should be pretty soon as you have already eatin her out alot, get her to swallow when your blowing your load, maybe ask her if she will take your cum when your ready even if she don't suck you yet as all she has to do is open her mouth. She don't even have to suck at all. If she does do that it may possibly prompt her to wanna suck you sooner which be a big plus of course.

Well, best of luck and hope she starts giving you head so if you do have to walk around with cum in your shorts then hey at least it be more worth it as you got to experience her mouth.

Also another way you could go is carry a sock with you and when your ready just fill it up and put it away somewhere, as you could simply carry a sock in your pocket.

Also you said you ate her out, yet you never saw her all naked. So how did that work if you were sneaking I assume.

Either way I suggest getting a way to be alone for a nice amount of time so you two can have some fun even if all your doing is hand and oral action for each other.

If you have any other problems in the future this place is great for helping people out so feel free to ask for help as you will get it here.

[UsrBinBoy]

Just shoot into a trashcan. No mess, no fuss.

[RmgeneralBull]

So when she gave you a HJ I assume your cock was out right and not one of those things where she just slides her hand under your pants and does it there.

I say to prevent that just carry a few tissues with you and when your ready to cum just cum in the tissues and clean yourself up and you will have no problems.

If having your dick out completely isn't an option then I resist doing it until it can be out but if you really want it bad then still have tissues with you or a change of undies.

When she does start giving you BJ's which should be pretty soon as you have already eatin her out alot, get her to swallow when your blowing your load, maybe ask her if she will take your cum when your ready even if she don't suck you yet as all she has to do is open her mouth. She don't even have to suck at all. If she does do that it may possibly prompt her to wanna suck you sooner which be a big plus of course.

Well, best of luck and hope she starts giving you head so if you do have to walk around with cum in your shorts then hey at least it be more worth it as you got to experience her mouth.

Also another way you could go is carry a sock with you and when your ready just fill it up and put it away somewhere, as you could simply carry a sock in your pocket.

Also you said you ate her out, yet you never saw her all naked. So how did that work if you were sneaking I assume.

Either way I suggest getting a way to be alone for a nice amount of time so you two can have some fun even if all your doing is hand and oral action for each other.

If you have any other problems in the future this place is great for helping people out so feel free to ask for help as you will get it here.


Well, the first time she did it, my cock was in my pants (we were laying side by side in her room, and i was fingering her, so i guess she wanted to return the favor) and that will be the case unless we are alone (which it seems is happening more and more, as her parents actually trust me, unlike her last b/f)
whenever were alone ill make sure its out and free, so even if i dont have anything to blow it in, it will still go somewhere other then my shorts :happycow:

and unfortunately, shes the cum hating type (she already told me, the first few times she gives me head, im not aloud to cum in her mouth :cry: ) but im sure that will correct itself with time

but yes, ill make sure to have some sort of option ready if she does do it in the pants again (tissues sounds like the best idea, or an extra pair of boxers)


thanks for all the input

[michaeljohn]

Just shoot into a trashcan. No mess, no fuss.
Read the rules! this smart ass remark cost you a week :ban1:


It was longer than most as I have banned you before.

[Chrystine]

My ex and I dealt with this problem for awhile. We messed around in the car mostly since that was the only place we could be alone.

When he would splooge, I would have him cum in my hand and then we'd wipe down with tissues or paper towels. It wasn't nearly as bad as it sounds.

Hope that helped a little.

[michaeljohn]

It sounds silly, but you could always do like the guy in American Pie and just go in a glass of milk or soemthing. Just don't let anyone drink it, unless you don't like them and want to have some sort of twisted revenge.
this is disgusting. I missed it earlier and obviously you didn't read the rules. What part of NO SMART ASS REPLIES DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? take a week off asshole. moving thread to BOTH.

:ban1:

[HIJACKER]

Read the rules! this smart ass remark cost you a week :ban1:


It was longer than most as I have banned you before.

I posted about this in the mod lounge, we can discuss it there.

[Jimi]

This is a total vag thread though.

[Juan.Camaney]

This is a total vag thread though.
Once we got more than a few assholish remarks, we'll through it in here...meh.

[Chrystine]

In my opinion, there was only 1 assholish remark if even that...and it wasn't the first one that got banned..

[michaeljohn]

yeah, well I changed UsrBinBoy to a one day ban. But it still is a smart ass reply. Maybe some people do kinky things, but a guy is supposed to run and find a trash can when he comes? A box of Kleenex makes more sense. Also, I do spend a great deal of time here, and we have the boards running pretty smoothly. If you want to question my judgement, don't do it in a public thread, thanks.

[Chrystine]

yeah, well I changed UsrBinBoy to a one day ban. But it still is a smart ass reply. Maybe some people do kinky things, but a guy is supposed to run and find a trash can when he comes? A box of Kleenex makes more sense. Also, I do spend a great deal of time here, and we have the boards running pretty smoothly. If you want to question my judgement, don't do it in a public thread, thanks.

I can say whatever I want..it's BOTH

Also, I spend a lot of time here too, I may not post a lot but also am familiar with the ongoings of the site and feel that as a PAYING GOLD MEMBER I should be allowed to voice my opinion.

[michaeljohn]

I can say whatever I want..it's BOTH

Also, I spend a lot of time here too, I may not post a lot but also am familiar with the ongoings of the site and feel that as a PAYING GOLD MEMBER I should be allowed to voice my opinion.
yes you may, you have the right. I also don't wish to have to deal with this thread any longer. therefore, it goes to archives. the thread author may start it again if he wishes.