joerockhead
06-23-2005, 12:16 AM
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled,
"Now, back off, or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago"
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "On a trip to the
Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone
bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her
alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most
heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike
over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground." I yelled,
"Now, back off, or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed: "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago"