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Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 10:24 AM
Repost, but shut up...its been a while.

List your pet peeves.

1. Pop ups/unders.
2. Ugly chicks flirting and thinking they are sexy.
3. Warm beer.
4. The French.
5. Liberals who demand rights but contribute nothing.
6. Niggers.
7. Hang nails...WTF?!
8. Working on the weekends.
9. Niggers. Yes I know I already said it, but damnit.
10. People with bad hyegiene.
11. Technical virgins.
12. LIARS and fake people.
13. Bad cell phone reception :hijackr:
14. Swimers ear...WTF?!
15. Sex in the city....lamest show evar!
16. American Idol...if it wasn't for the rejects that bring the hilarity, I would bomb the studio with everyone in it.
17. Lazy people.
18. LURKERS!
19. Hangovers.
20. Saggy tits.

I'll add more....

tboltman
06-22-2005, 10:30 AM
Argumentative people who THINK
they know waht they are talking about.
:madcow: :madcow: :madcow:

Odie
06-22-2005, 10:32 AM
People that constantly lie to try and make themselves look better. I hate that

Patito
06-22-2005, 10:36 AM
Bad drivers, omg there's so many of them. I hate people who can't follow basic traffic laws, don't pay attention to the road, and people who drive below the speed limit for no reason.

Wilken
06-22-2005, 11:10 AM
Import car tuners. With the exception of a couple, who have done it tastefully (and their cars look awesome), I hope they all burn and die.

Well, maybe just have a tie rod blow out, send them into a ditch at 95 mph, and make the car a total loss. They can live, provided they don't screw up another perfectly good car with wheels, wings, loud exhaust. Actually, they have to get an American V8 - that's it.

Wilken
06-22-2005, 11:16 AM
6. Niggers.


Oh, and WORD. And I think it's important that Juan and I make a distinction here (one that Chris Rock put brilliantly) - that I have absolutely nothing against black people. Normal people of color, with jobs, who don't feel the need to be loud and obnoxious, are totally cool with me. Niggers are another story.

Unfortunately, many times when a black person DOESN'T cut you in line, DOESN'T wear their pants off their ass while they fucking meander across traffic in front of your car while giving you a dirty look like "WHAT MOTHAFUCKA?" like it's YOU holding up HIS fucking day when its really just him going to hold up the fucking unemployment office are considered "acting white."

Well, if being considerate of others in a civilized society is acting "white," then pass me the fucking bleach, hoss.

OrdinaryGirl
06-22-2005, 11:30 AM
I can't stand it when people come up behind me and start massaging my shoulders. I hate shoulder massages at the best of times, never mind unexpectedly by some quasi-acquaintance. Same goes for feet. Don't touch my feet.

And mouth noises. Smack your lips near my ears and die.

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 12:00 PM
People cutting paper in their office....OMG some douche is doint it right now and I feel like taking the exacto and sciscors and jamming them in his fucking ear canal!

Lucky Bob
06-22-2005, 12:13 PM
What the hell? What's wrong with cutting paper?

koЯnut
06-22-2005, 12:32 PM
Movie talkers, bad drivers, people that talk about sports like they know it all, but really don't know shit.

People who walk in front of you in the store that walk super slow. Bartenders that don't pout good drinks. Bad service at resturaunts. Period blood, and ugly kids.

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 12:35 PM
What the hell? What's wrong with cutting paper?
Full size maps...about 50 of them. Shred after shred after shred....its LOUD and fucking annoying.

Lucky Bob
06-22-2005, 12:39 PM
Eh, sure, that might be annoying.

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 12:45 PM
Eh, sure, that might be annoying.
My office is fairly quiet. You can hear people on the phone a few offices down from yours if their doors are open. These are full size maps (~36 inches) and he is cutting them with a pair of scissors. He's been doing it all fucking morning and hearing one, after the other, after the other....I am a moody bitch sometimes. Today is one of those days.

kaosfeer
06-22-2005, 12:47 PM
People that write "should of" instead of "should have". I know that is very anal, but it drives me absolutely bonkers! Also when people don't know the difference between your and you're. Or those that can't tell when to use their/there/they're...

Oh yeah, and people that live and work in this country but refuse to learn the language. Then they get mad at you like its your fault that you don't understand them. We have a guy here that has been living in this country for 10 years and working with us for about 6 and he knows all of 10 words in English. That's just fucking lazy and ignorant.

I'm sure I'll come up with more....

G-Curl
06-22-2005, 12:54 PM
chewing with your mouth open
close minded people
people not willing to pull their own
talking about something you know nothing about

there's more but my cheese fries are ready

Lucky Bob
06-22-2005, 12:54 PM
Today is one of those days.
I noticed!

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 12:56 PM
...We have a guy here that has been living in this country for 10 years and working with us for about 6 and he knows all of 10 words in English. That's just fucking lazy and ignorant...

Must be doing something right if he's been there that long and continues to be employed. I don't get how that is ignorant though, unless you are missuisng the word.

Another pet peeve...people that have nothing to contribute to a thread besides sticking their nose in to correct spelling. :hijackr:

G-Curl
06-22-2005, 01:33 PM
Must be doing something right if he's been there that long and continues to be employed. I don't get how that is ignorant though, unless you are missuisng the word.

Another pet peeve...people that have nothing to contribute to a thread besides sticking their nose in to correct spelling. :hijackr:


you spelled 'misusing' incorrectly

I kid I kid, please don't hurt me :wiggle:

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 01:37 PM
you spelled 'misusing' incorrectly

I kid I kid, please don't hurt me :wiggle:
:fawkd:

Wilken
06-22-2005, 01:40 PM
I kid I kid, please don't hurt me :wiggle:


G-curl, I'm with ya. Juan and I have gotten into it before about proper tenses and punctuation and whatnot. I think it's annoying as hell when people screw that stuff up, and he thinks we all have too much time on our hands to worry about that kind of thing (like someone with 7500 posts DOESN'T have too much time...).

Grammatically, he actually does pretty well, despite being at the bottom of his ESL class.
:eek3d:

planetboy
06-22-2005, 01:42 PM
big,fat,smelly poor people.who know that they stink,but still refuse to wash themselves.my god,this really offends me!

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 01:49 PM
G-curl, I'm with ya. Juan and I have gotten into it before about proper tenses and punctuation and whatnot. I think it's annoying as hell when people screw that stuff up, and he thinks we all have too much time on our hands to worry about that kind of thing (like someone with 7500 posts DOESN'T have too much time...).

Grammatically, he actually does pretty well, despite being at the bottom of his ESL class.
:eek3d:
I've been here from the fucking giddy-up, son. You think 7500 is bad, one fucker just hit 15K, and hasn't even been here as long.

When did we "get into it?" I don't remember that.

Wilken
06-22-2005, 02:10 PM
When did we "get into it?" I don't remember that.

I don't know that it was exactly "getting into it", but I had hijacked a thread with my bitching about punctuation, and then we went back and forth a few times....I suppose it's pretty easily swept under the rug given the amount of good-natured ball kicking that goes on around here.

Damn, I was totally expecting the dancing "ban" icon...

koЯnut
06-22-2005, 02:17 PM
Damn, I was totally expecting the dancing "ban" icon...


BOTH=No Bannage


You can call Juan a Donkey Fucker and nothing will happen.




BTW....Love ya Juan
:hay:

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 02:19 PM
I don't know that it was exactly "getting into it", but I had hijacked a thread with my bitching about punctuation, and then we went back and forth a few times....I suppose it's pretty easily swept under the rug given the amount of good-natured ball kicking that goes on around here.

Damn, I was totally expecting the dancing "ban" icon...
:fawkd: <<< that'll have to do.

No banning on BOTH...unless you talk shit about beer, or a death threat.

Another pet peeve....people that think they are better than other people because they abstain from drinking alcohol. FUCK YOU IF YOU ARE CLOSE MINDED!

Justin
06-22-2005, 02:20 PM
chewing with your mouth open
close minded people
people not willing to pull their own
talking about something you know nothing about

there's more but my cheese fries are ready


People talking with their mouth full.

I cant stand it.

My dad does it and when we are out at a resteraunt I always tell him to stop. Then my mom gets pissed at me and they both look at me like I'm mean. WTF??

Lucky Bob
06-22-2005, 02:22 PM
People talking with their mouth full.

I cant stand it.

My dad does it and when we are out at a resteraunt I always tell him to stop. Then my mom gets pissed at me and they both look at me like I'm mean. WTF??
Just go to your portable Angry Dome!

Duh! :rofl:

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 02:23 PM
People talking with their mouth full.

I cant stand it.

My dad does it and when we are out at a resteraunt I always tell him to stop. Then my mom gets pissed at me and they both look at me like I'm mean. WTF??
They are ranch folk. It happens.

People who pay with checks at supermarkets and wait until they get to the frontof the line to fill out the "to" "date" "signature" etc. USE THE FUCKING ATM CARDS YOU DOUCHES!

Patito
06-22-2005, 02:26 PM
big,fat,smelly poor people.who know that they stink,but still refuse to wash themselves.my god,this really offends me!

Hahah, there's this big fat smelly guy at my office they hired, who we proved lied on his application, does nothing at all at work, and when he does he screws up stuff, and comes in every day smelling like shit. They refuse to fire him, although we've got him sent home on several occasions because he smelled so bad. He still won't shower though. If someone told me I smelled so bad that I had to leave work to go home and shower, I don't know if I would ever show up again I'd be so embarrassed.

OrdinaryGirl
06-22-2005, 03:06 PM
Bitchy new girlfriends who won't let my male friends talk with me anymore. :cry:

kaosfeer
06-22-2005, 03:16 PM
Must be doing something right if he's been there that long and continues to be employed. I don't get how that is ignorant though, unless you are missuisng the word...

What's ignorant is that he knows just how difficult it is for him to communicate with us, yet he does nothing to fix the situation. The worst part is that he gets mad at us for not being able to communicate. I would love to do this to him :hijackr: , but I think I'd get fired for that.

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 03:31 PM
What's ignorant is that he knows just how difficult it is for him to communicate with us, yet he does nothing to fix the situation. The worst part is that he gets mad at us for not being able to communicate. I would love to do this to him :hijackr: , but I think I'd get fired for that.
Ah...yeah people need to be able to communicate with their partners. I get irritated with some of the middle eastern people here with thick accents. Funny how many middle easters the Army hires tho now that I think of it.

So why don't they get rid of him?

mstad
06-22-2005, 03:32 PM
Bad drivers, omg there's so many of them. I hate people who can't follow basic traffic laws, don't pay attention to the road, and people who drive below the speed limit for no reason.
:werd:
That's my biggest one. If you can't do the posted speed limit,
Ride A Fucking Bike!!!

mstad
06-22-2005, 03:37 PM
Bartenders that don't pout good drinks.

Maybe college would have done me some good. :fawkd:

:owned:

koЯnut
06-22-2005, 03:51 PM
:owned:


HEY!! The "r" is right next to the "t"...thats a typo, not a spelling error!!


:fawkd: :fawkd:

mstad
06-22-2005, 03:54 PM
big,fat,smelly poor people.who know that they stink,but still refuse to wash themselves.my god,this really offends me!
*cough*Dave C.*cough*

twobd2pmp
06-22-2005, 03:57 PM
Repost, but shut up...its been a while.

List your pet peeves.

1. Pop ups/unders.
2. Ugly chicks flirting and thinking they are sexy.
3. Warm beer.
4. The French.
5. Liberals who demand rights but contribute nothing.
6. Niggers.
7. Hang nails...WTF?!
8. Working on the weekends.
9. Niggers. Yes I know I already said it, but damnit.
10. People with bad hyegiene.
11. Technical virgins.
12. LIARS and fake people.
13. Bad cell phone reception :hijackr:
14. Swimers ear...WTF?!
15. Sex in the city....lamest show evar!
16. American Idol...if it wasn't for the rejects that bring the hilarity, I would bomb the studio with everyone in it.
17. Lazy people.
18. LURKERS!
19. Hangovers.
20. Saggy tits.

I'll add more....
:squint: i hate people coming in my store bitching about it, not that you do alex

mstad
06-22-2005, 03:57 PM
HEY!! The "r" is right next to the "t"...thats a typo, not a spelling error!!


:fawkd: :fawkd:
OK
:owned: by your keyboard

and you still suck. :happycow:

twobd2pmp
06-22-2005, 03:58 PM
Bitchy new girlfriends who won't let my male friends talk with me anymore. :cry:
they feel threatened by your beauty :jill:

OrdinaryGirl
06-22-2005, 04:09 PM
Thanks. :jill:

So I shouldn't go beat them up then? ;)

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 04:21 PM
:squint: i hate people coming in my store bitching about it, not that you do alex
Its more like knowing someone with the same provider getting decent reception in my room (girl's I've brought home) and then knowing I get dropped every 5 minutes if I sit up on the bed or something.

Gayness.

Another pet peeve...Black people getting all sorts of buff and not doing shit. I swear some crack heads around here look more ripped than a lot of the guys I see at the gym. FUCKERS!

Also, obese/sweaty people using the same machine's I use at the gym and not wiping. I called one lady back to the machine loudly and told her to wipe the fucking crisco off of that shit when she is done using it. Never saw her back at that gym. Everyone was laughing pretty loud.

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 04:37 PM
Also, 2 faced people on this site....you all know who you are :fawkd: :hijackr:

twobd2pmp
06-22-2005, 04:41 PM
Its more like knowing someone with the same provider getting decent reception in my room (girl's I've brought home) and then knowing I get dropped every 5 minutes if I sit up on the bed or something.


i hear ya, same shit happens to me

joerockhead
06-22-2005, 09:18 PM
Drivers -
Dumbasses that do not know how to use Turn signals
Use the Left lane as the slow lane

People in General -
People that Bitch, with no idea for a change or solution, just bitch.
People that want things changed, but won't do it themselves, excpect other's to do it

Lucky13
06-22-2005, 09:20 PM
1. Canadians
2. Any foreigner who trys to tell us how to run our country
3. Ignorant run of the mill political anti-bush punk rock
4. The Mooninites
5. People at my fucking store who always tell me that I've marked the price wrong and act like they know my job better than I do because they can't FUCKING read the second price HIGHLIGHTED in yellow on the bottom of the tag for the club card price!!! ARGHH! Then I tell them where it is and they're like "oh..... sorry..". I hate club cards in general anyway.
6. People in semi-intellectual settings bashing christians because they don't think there will be any around.
7.The Mooninites

OrdinaryGirl
06-22-2005, 09:22 PM
1. Canadians
2. Any foreigner who trys to tell us how to run our country
3. Ignorant run of the mill political anti-bush punk rock
4. The Mooninites
5. People at my fucking store who always tell me that I've marked the price wrong and act like they know my job better than I do because they can't FUCKING read the second price HIGHLIGHTED in yellow on the bottom of the tag for the club card price!!! ARGHH! Then I tell them where it is and they're like "oh..... sorry..". I hate club cards in general anyway.
6. People in semi-intellectual settings bashing christians because they don't think there will be any around.
7.The Mooninites

Wow. I made #1 on someone's pet peeve list. I'm so impressed.

Lucky13
06-22-2005, 09:24 PM
Haha, not really you, the only Canadian that bugs me is this girl from SoCal who moved to Canada for college and now all she does is tell us all how Canadians are soooooooooooo much cooler than us. So I guess she's not really canadian, but she bugs me.

"That's not how we do things on this side of the 48th"

Juan.Camaney
06-22-2005, 11:52 PM
Wow. I made #1 on someone's pet peeve list. I'm so impressed.
lol

BIGMAN1986
06-23-2005, 01:00 AM
1.people jingling their fucking keys!
2.comercials
3.stupid drivers!
4.sunlight (i'm a night owl)
5.mstad :fawkd:

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 01:01 AM
People that think their rep is directly proportional to the size of their coolness.

mariod1269
06-23-2005, 01:53 AM
LA drivers who, when there's a bit of traffic and cars are moving 15 miles and hour on the freeway, need a 500 ft "cushion" between their front bumper and the rear bumper of the car in front of them...
what are you, the fucking grand marshal of your own parade??
einstien, think of it...if you have a 500 ft cushion, and 9 other idiots decide to do the same, that's nearly a mile of unnecessary backup.
can any of you military folks help me install missiles on my jeep?

Lucky13
06-23-2005, 01:57 AM
Getting in the car on a hot day and it's all full of hot air and even with good AC it takes a while for the car to get cold and you're like in a jammed parking lot so you can't roll down the windows and let the air get pushed out really fast. I fucking hate that.

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 09:38 AM
LA drivers who, when there's a bit of traffic and cars are moving 15 miles and hour on the freeway, need a 500 ft "cushion" between their front bumper and the rear bumper of the car in front of them...
what are you, the fucking grand marshal of your own parade??
einstien, think of it...if you have a 500 ft cushion, and 9 other idiots decide to do the same, that's nearly a mile of unnecessary backup.
can any of you military folks help me install missiles on my jeep?
I sort of do that, but not that extreme. Helps alleviate break wear and fade. I hate those fuckers that ride your ass and those that ride other people's asses and hit the breaks every 2 seconds.

kulotsalot
06-23-2005, 09:47 AM
1. Stupid people
2. Running out of toilet paper
3. My dad doing colors + whites in one load of laundry (can a Dad be re-trained?)
4. Know-it-alls
5. People who think they're always right, with twisted logic to back them up
6. Not using turn signals
7. People who honk, when they really should hit the brakes... HARD
8. "Forgetting" to flush... I don't understand how people can do that.
9. Indecision over trivial things
10. My dad channel-surfing when he knows I'm watching something
11. People trying to talk to me while I'm singing along to a song on my car stereo
12. "Girly" girls (like, omigod, my nails!!!)
13. Running to the bus stop and the bus pulls away right when you get there. Asshole driver.

kulotsalot
06-23-2005, 09:48 AM
Oh, and my car not switching gears when I want it to. Sometimes I wish I had something that has manual transmission so I can switch gears whenever.

Wilken
06-23-2005, 09:50 AM
13. Running to the bus stop and the bus pulls away right when you get there. Asshole driver.


HAHAAA, I used to drive the bus at college, and to be fair, that shit WAS funny....!

Never on a rainy day though, and I'd always wait for good looking girls to stroll up - but some fat kid who should be walking anyway? Sorry bud, you just missed the 2:47.

kulotsalot
06-23-2005, 09:52 AM
Wilken >> :hijackr: << Fat Dude

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 10:09 AM
Just remembered one
PeOpLe ThAt TyPe LiKe ThIs AlL ThE FuCkInG TiMe....THESE PEOPLE MUST DIE!

Justin
06-23-2005, 01:09 PM
1. Canadians
2. Any foreigner who trys to tell us how to run our country
3. Ignorant run of the mill political anti-bush punk rock
4. The Mooninites
5. People at my fucking store who always tell me that I've marked the price wrong and act like they know my job better than I do because they can't FUCKING read the second price HIGHLIGHTED in yellow on the bottom of the tag for the club card price!!! ARGHH! Then I tell them where it is and they're like "oh..... sorry..". I hate club cards in general anyway.
6. People in semi-intellectual settings bashing christians because they don't think there will be any around.
7.The Mooninites


:rofl: :werd:

Had some people say "OMG have you heard the song American Idiot? It's a really good song and it goes after bush OMG He is so right."

STFU, what does a fucking pop rock band know about politics? All they know is how to sell records. And your dumbass fell for it.

Justin
06-23-2005, 01:10 PM
Haha, not really you, the only Canadian that bugs me is this girl from SoCal who moved to Canada for college and now all she does is tell us all how Canadians are soooooooooooo much cooler than us. So I guess she's not really canadian, but she bugs me.

"That's not how we do things on this side of the 48th"

Next time punch her in the face.

Justin
06-23-2005, 01:11 PM
People who turn their blinker on After the light turns green.

I want to keep a gas can in my truck so the next perosn that does that gets their car torched.

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 01:15 PM
People who turn their blinker on After the light turns green.

I want to keep a gas can in my truck so the next perosn that does that gets their car torched.
ughword fucking cunt that did that caused my last accident.

mstad
06-23-2005, 04:07 PM
1.people jingling their fucking keys!
2.comercials
3.stupid drivers!
4.sunlight (i'm a night owl)
5.mstad :fawkd:
Die in a fire bitch :happycow:

PirateOZanzabar
06-23-2005, 04:15 PM
lol, i don't use my turn signals much, not to sure why that is. i guess its bc if you see my brake lights, you should think something is going on. and if you don't. your dumb. but im trying to use my turn signal more now.


now on to my pet peeves.
i agree with the majority of what people have said here so far, so im just going to throw in one.
1) my mother.
now im not talking all the time, but SO many times she just pisses me off. like with the 5lb bag of runts my gf gave me, my mom felt that iwa s her right to be able to take some any time she wants. well F her! if she wants them she has to ASK like any respectfull human bean! now if she asks, i wont tell her no, hell i have 5 lbs of them! but its just a lil common curtosy (sp.... i suck i know lol)
now another thing about my parents lol.
when ever i am trying to talk to them, and im upstairs and they are on the first floor. of course im just gonna holler down, i don't want to walk all the way down there! so the yell at me to come down, so of course i do it. but im thinking "why the hell do i have to come to you?" and they tell me "if you want to talk to some one go find them" while i agree with this, its very smart, the only thing that REALLY pisses me off is when they want to talk to me i have to go to THEM! didn't they just say "if you want to talk to some one go find them"????????????????????? i do believe they did! i FUCKING HATE HYPOCRITS!!!!!!!! if you say somthing do it! lead by example! don't have double standards! that is bullshit!

well i guess i just figured out a second pet peeve of mine that doesn't involve my parents lol. but it does involve women. i hate that song saying:
women: i can do anything you can do better! i can do anything better than you!
guy: no you can't.
woman: yes i can.
me: no, you really can't do everything i can do better than me!

this is completly full of shit! guys are (in general) stronger, faster, throw harder, tougher. girls can not do everything a guy can. and they can not do many things better than guys. just look at the olympics. all guys scores are faster, long, higher, than any of the equivalent girls sports. its just genetics. its as simple as that.
and to defeat that argument with one simple statement in the song i will say this. guys can pee standing up. :tongue:

now im not bashing women, there are things they can do that guys can't its just the way things work in the world. and i am glad that the womens rights happend. i just hate that song and LOVE to prove it wrong. so sorry for ranting about a song from the 40's or when ever the hell it came out......

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 04:20 PM
^^^Yeah, God forbid your mother eats the whole bag of 5 lbs candy out of spite for giving you life and raising you for 18 years. :fawkd:

I love my mom. she gets on my nerves and is a burden to get along with during her menopause years, but i ignore her or sock her in the neck...whatev.

PirateOZanzabar
06-23-2005, 04:35 PM
lol its true, it just goes along with the whole hipocrit thing.


and did you notice that i said if she asked i wouldn't say no? how can you say no to your mom?
and another side note, she is on a diet as well. and if there is a bag of chips open on the counter, she will eat them no mater what. so im also trying to help her out with that since she doesn't need the sugars in those yummy lil things :)

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 04:42 PM
I just hate the rest of my family using my car care products....grrrrr they have no clue how fucking expensive Zaino is!

I caugth my dad whiping down his rims with my fucking absorber and chamois. :hijackr:

They use up all my tire black, never put anything back, and my idiot brother threw away a perfectly good clay bar that he didn't know the use of.

PirateOZanzabar
06-23-2005, 04:47 PM
what the hell do you use a clay bar for on your car???????

Juan.Camaney
06-23-2005, 04:55 PM
http://www.autogeek.net/motcalgolcla.html here you go, bud. If you are into car care as much as I am, try it and you will never go back!

kulotsalot
06-23-2005, 09:06 PM
well i guess i just figured out a second pet peeve of mine that doesn't involve my parents lol. but it does involve women. i hate that song saying:
women: i can do anything you can do better! i can do anything better than you!
guy: no you can't.
woman: yes i can.
me: no, you really can't do everything i can do better than me!

this is completly full of shit! guys are (in general) stronger, faster, throw harder, tougher. girls can not do everything a guy can. and they can not do many things better than guys. just look at the olympics. all guys scores are faster, long, higher, than any of the equivalent girls sports. its just genetics. its as simple as that.
and to defeat that argument with one simple statement in the song i will say this. guys can pee standing up. :tongue:

now im not bashing women, there are things they can do that guys can't its just the way things work in the world. and i am glad that the womens rights happend. i just hate that song and LOVE to prove it wrong. so sorry for ranting about a song from the 40's or when ever the hell it came out......

Not necessarily true. We can do some things better than guys can. Dance - usually girls have a better sense of rhythm, coordinate their movements well and can memorize steps much easier. Girls are usually better at languages, guys are better at math. Usually women are more organized and keep things on track, guys are more of the "wing it" types and just do whatever. We don't have to be the same, because we ARE different. We just have to be equal. :)

PS Sure we can pee standing up, just don't expect us to be able to write our name on the wall :happycow:

PirateOZanzabar
06-23-2005, 09:32 PM
and they can not do many things better than guys
well to quote myself i did say you girls can do many things better than us.

and yes, i for one cant dance worth a shit :cry: wish i could tho...... and when i say peeing standing up, i mean peeing standing up and not having it run down your leg and actually having good accuracy lol :tongue:

Juan.Camaney
06-24-2005, 12:44 AM
Not necessarily true. We can do some things better than guys can. Dance - usually girls have a better sense of rhythm, coordinate their movements well and can memorize steps much easier. Girls are usually better at languages, guys are better at math. Usually women are more organized and keep things on track, guys are more of the "wing it" types and just do whatever. We don't have to be the same, because we ARE different. We just have to be equal. :)

PS Sure we can pee standing up, just don't expect us to be able to write our name on the wall :happycow:
Meh...all that is questionable.

A lot more good male writers and poets and script writers than women...but most of that can be attributed to the fact that ya'll were supressed for so long. How do you know you all can memorize dance steps easier?

There is no way we have to be equal...what for?

BLAZ1N
06-24-2005, 02:28 AM
if i wrote a list of the hings that pissed me off id go over this sites bandwidth allocation

kulotsalot
06-24-2005, 09:19 AM
Meh...all that is questionable.

A lot more good male writers and poets and script writers than women...but most of that can be attributed to the fact that ya'll were supressed for so long. How do you know you all can memorize dance steps easier?

There is no way we have to be equal...what for?

Literature = art = subjective... you can't really rate it like you would a math test. Not saying we all can dance better than you do, I think these are all broad generalizations based on how male/female brains work (left brain vs right brain and all that crap). I know I'm better at languages than at math, but I had one female classmate in high school who was so good at math, better than everyone else, at the end of the year her average was more than 100% because she got all questions right, INCLUDING the bonus ones. :duh:

Anyhoo, I know you can boogie like there's no tomorrow so :jill: Maybe I'll hire you for my bachelorette party ;)

More pet peeves: Spelling & grammar errors, not knowing how to pronounce a certain word properly, not knowing if I made a spelling/grammar mistake or not. Hehe. But you all know this. Hmm, what else? Stinky people who sit beside me on the bus, vague instructions, people who talk but don't listen.

Dingle
06-24-2005, 05:12 PM
lets see...

bad drivers, gang bangers/thugs, wiggers, loud mouth obnoxious black people, people who dont fucking listen when you talk to them, and you have to repeat yourself just because they cant take their fucking eyes of the tv and listen for 5 seconds, liars, and the main one.......STUPID PEOPLE!!!... me and my brother deal with them on a daily basis and its a wonder how these people survive in life...its like they cant fucking think for themselves....im not the brightest guy in the world but at least im not a fucking moron.

Dingle
06-24-2005, 05:12 PM
oh and mexicans

clt_capt
06-24-2005, 06:30 PM
Driving Pet Peeves - Partial list;
1) drivers that drive less than the posted speed limit.

2) Drivers in the lane next to me that sit in your blind spot, even though there is not a car ahead of them

3) Tail gaters - if I can't see your headlights you are too FUCKING Close. Get the Fuck off.

twobd2pmp
06-24-2005, 09:27 PM
lets see...

bad drivers, gang bangers/thugs, wiggers, loud mouth obnoxious black people, people who dont fucking listen when you talk to them, and you have to repeat yourself just because they cant take their fucking eyes of the tv and listen for 5 seconds, liars, and the main one.......STUPID PEOPLE!!!... me and my brother deal with them on a daily basis and its a wonder how these people survive in life...its like they cant fucking think for themselves....im not the brightest guy in the world but at least im not a fucking moron.
1 word niggers

Lucky13
06-24-2005, 09:32 PM
1.People with authority in contrived trivial situations that they use as a substitute for the authority which they have none of in real life. These people always get mad when you don't do what they say because it causes them to realize no one gives a shit. Then they flex their faux powers to moronic levels and hand down fake punishments.

gamble61
06-24-2005, 11:51 PM
Cell phones
Someone who asks for my opinion on a subject and then gets argumentative about my reply (hell pal, you asked).

mstad
06-25-2005, 02:10 AM
1.People with authority in contrived trivial situations that they use as a substitute for the authority which they have none of in real life. These people always get mad when you don't do what they say because it causes them to realize no one gives a shit. Then they flex their faux powers to moronic levels and hand down fake punishments.
Sounds like someone is upset that they got the :ban1:

Why not just come out and say it? Your pet peeve is Juan.

Justin
06-25-2005, 09:29 AM
oh and mexicans


Does that go for the one you're sleeping with too?

kulotsalot
06-25-2005, 09:32 AM
Sounds like someone is upset that they got the :ban1:

Why not just come out and say it? Your pet peeve is Juan.

If anyone has a problem they can take it to PM to discuss stuff.

adrenaline
06-25-2005, 09:47 AM
I hate drivers that just site in the left lane on the interstate..

I hate people who run red lights (trying to get thru the yellow)

I hate drivers from Illinois..
(example.. Im on cruise.. they pass me.. get over in my lane then slow down.. i pass them.. they speed up and pass me again.. and over and over.. )

I hate people who talk a big game then dont have the marbles to stand up for what they are saying.

I hate smokers..

tsmo
06-27-2005, 06:52 AM
well i guess i just figured out a second pet peeve of mine that doesn't involve my parents lol. but it does involve women. i hate that song saying:
women: i can do anything you can do better! i can do anything better than you!
guy: no you can't.
woman: yes i can.
me: no, you really can't do everything i can do better than me!




dudes who listen to show tunes. :gay:



people in the drive thru who fuck up my order..
people who fail to except the blame...
people who sleep at work, then get pissy when they get woke up. ..
fat people who block the isle with other fat people... ( if your fat, SINGLE FUCKING FILE BITCHES )
ok.. niggers. and yeah. they are different from black people.
people who call themselves music lovers, but refuse to listen to certian types of music. ..
people that dont get outta my way on the highway
people who chew food like a friggin horse
not being able to sleep...

Juan.Camaney
06-27-2005, 09:17 AM
Sounds like someone is upset that they got the :ban1:

Why not just come out and say it? Your pet peeve is Juan.

Seems no one has a problem with me (read the rurmors thread and how this dick face and I were getting along) until I have to moderate things somewhere. Notice the people that follow the rules don't quite have a problem with me. Its only the people that think this place is their personal playground that get all butt hurt when I tell them to stop fucking around in certain forums then want to plead their case without taking it to PM and whine like little cunts. No time for idiots that wont take the time to read the rules.

1.People with authority in contrived trivial situations that they use as a substitute for the authority which they have none of in real life. These people always get mad when you don't do what they say because it causes them to realize no one gives a shit. Then they flex their faux powers to moronic levels and hand down fake punishments.

:homos: follow the rules moran, they are there for a reason.

oh and mexicans
:fawkd: omghi2u2!

sonrisa10201
06-27-2005, 04:21 PM
everyone that i work with says they think im obsessive compulsive because everything i do HAS to be in the right order, and done a certain way, and my biggest pet peeve is when somebody tries to help me, because it throws off my whole routine, and i always get frustrated and its annoying

i also hate people who will blame everybody else in the world instead of taking the blame themselves for something they have done...

there are a lot more, but i dont wanna sound bitchy by admitting that almost everything everyone does annoys me :tongue:

twobd2pmp
06-27-2005, 04:28 PM
everyone that i work with says they think im obsessive compulsive because everything i do HAS to be in the right order, and done a certain way, and my biggest pet peeve is when somebody tries to help me, because it throws off my whole routine, and i always get frustrated and its annoying

i also hate people who will blame everybody else in the world instead of taking the blame themselves for something they have done...

there are a lot more, but i dont wanna sound bitchy by admitting that almost everything everyone does annoys me :tongue:
go ahead and tell us

zeppy
06-27-2005, 04:30 PM
I hate drivers that just site in the left lane on the interstate..

I hate people who run red lights (trying to get thru the yellow)

I hate drivers from Illinois..
(example.. Im on cruise.. they pass me.. get over in my lane then slow down.. i pass them.. they speed up and pass me again.. and over and over.. )

I hate people who talk a big game then dont have the marbles to stand up for what they are saying.

I hate smokers..

ughword On the drivers from Illinois. Especially if they make it this far up into WI, you know they are those yuppie bastards that think they own the road and every other fucking thing around them because they are hot shit from the suburbs of Chicago. FIBs... I hate em. :usuck:

And drivers in the left lane that are not passing anybody. Move into the right lane dammit or be prepared to be pushed out of the way... That never fails to piss me off... and hey... a lot of them seem to have Illinois plates (especially on Fridays and Sundays) :happycow:

mstad
06-28-2005, 03:57 AM
I fucking hate when I go out to eat and order prime rib, and they ask me how I want it done.

It's PRIME RIB!!!!!!!
How in the fuck do you think I want it done? That shit's supposed to be bleeding on your plate. Cook it any more, and it's just roast beef. I can go to god damn Safeway if I want roast beef.

Sagaris
06-28-2005, 08:01 AM
The American Grand Prix 2005.

Stress heads that blow things out of all proportion.

Truth be known I'm passed caring and frankly my dear I don't give a dam.( liar )