what will get me banned? [Archive] - WebRats Fun and stupidity at its best!!

BackdoorJesus

11-05-2009, 09:37 PM

OK the first rule of this forum you need to know is that this particular little slice of heaven we call Bottom Of The Hole (BOTH), is for the most part our "anything goes" discussion subforum, where (some may dispute) the Cool People hang out...and also where, eventually, you WILL be fucked with. "Anything goes" means the language can and will get harsh and we love it that way.

The key is that although we try to keep it good-natured in here, nonetheless come with a thick skin and also keep it good-natured...until such time as we have gotten to know you and will tolerate some attitude from you without eviscerating you.

We try not to be too clique-y...but we can be, I suppose...and this puts some folks off, but they often will just avoid us and hang out in the porn forums or kick it in the "serious" forums: Edge of the Hole, Vaginarium or Padded Room...but really the big discussion threads are in BOTH and all the porn is, well, I'm sure you already found that :)

Welcome and have fun, don't spam us or be too douchey and you will never need to worry about anyone banning you.

oh and those of us with boldface fonts for our names are moderators and will help you or hinder you as you see fit ;)

lissof

11-05-2009, 09:47 PM

i wouldn't get to friendly with mainstain though....

BackdoorJesus

11-05-2009, 09:55 PM

well some would say he broke the douchey barrier

some would say ... I'm just sayin

jrmcg

11-05-2009, 09:59 PM

you mention 'cool people'. who is the deciding factor on who is cool or not? cuz im not cool. id like to be considered cool, but i know the fact. and i aint.
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michaeljohn

11-05-2009, 10:09 PM

things besides :spam1: to get the :ban1:

Personal threats: Possibly permanent.
Off topic or non-serious banter in EOTH or Vaginarium: 3 day ban, methinks.
Pay per click freehosts, or phishing: These will get you gone forever.
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mainstay

11-05-2009, 10:34 PM

Mainstay.....never ever say that word.
HA, HA....You just did!!!! :ban1: :ban1: :ban1:

i wouldn't get to friendly with Mr.Mainstay though....
^^^^^
corrected

hmmm......Jealous.

*Prick*:clemson:

:yamon:

lissof

11-05-2009, 10:35 PM

also make sure you put NWS in the title of a thread you make if it is not safe for ALL work places.

may not get you banned but they do frown upon it.

like we said about MAINSTAIN
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BackdoorJesus

11-05-2009, 10:39 PM

now now people let's not go getting contentious with one another again...:nono:

Anibal

11-05-2009, 10:41 PM

you mention 'cool people'. who is the deciding factor on who is cool or not? cuz im not cool. id like to be considered cool, but i know the fact. and i aint.
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I decide who is cool or not.

mainstay

11-05-2009, 10:47 PM

also make sure you put NWS in the title of a thread you make if it is not safe for ALL work places.

may not get you banned but they do frown upon it.

like we said ask him for all that's cooool MAINSTAY
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YaMon

11-05-2009, 11:05 PM

Not acknowledging and submitting to the "safety word" :hsugh:

Anibal

11-05-2009, 11:16 PM

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You are like a fail that failed.

michaeljohn

11-05-2009, 11:54 PM

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mainstay

11-06-2009, 12:43 AM

:wtf: I'm all up for good humor (& even the bad). But, I think it's a bit much when "some" MOD manually enters silly tags when I make a post. What's fair is fair. Don't you think that's a bit much, dude! :eek3:

Just because you have the power doesn't mean you have to use it. It's called "self-control"!!!! One for all & ALL for one.

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BackdoorJesus

11-06-2009, 12:57 AM

mainstay

11-06-2009, 01:26 AM

don't blame the "MOD", jackhole...I'm not adding tags to this thread

if you click on the "edit tags" link below you can see who is adding tags to a thread and it sure isn't me so get that sand out of your vagina right now

and you don't need to capitalize "MOD" like it's some big deal - on WR it most certainly is NOT..."mod" or "moderator" is fine

Sorry :bdj: don't be so touchy, man. It's just that in another thread you posted about Admin powers concerning "tags". Still can't see who added them. No sand here....dude!!!! I've seen dozens of ppl use "MOD" & no one said anything till now! But then again............

BackdoorJesus

11-06-2009, 01:39 AM

yeah I'm just being touchy sorry

mainstay

11-06-2009, 02:09 AM

yeah I'm just being touchy sorry

Yeah.... Hey, you still got your 2 caddys???? Can a gold member see who added all the silly tags in a thread as in the usernames of those members who did?????

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Graffin

11-06-2009, 03:44 AM

If you and a friend post on separate computers in the same house you will be banned for being an AE.

Not that this has ever happened to anyone I know...

jrmcg

11-06-2009, 07:28 AM

Whats an AE?
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Juan.Camaney

11-06-2009, 10:25 AM

Ust enjoy the forum and quit being a nigger lover

YaMon

11-06-2009, 11:56 AM

Ust enjoy the forum and quit being a nigger lover

http://yamonsvotal.com/Webbies6/mininigger.jpg

mstad

11-06-2009, 01:43 PM

if you click on the "edit tags" link below you can see who is adding tags to a thread

No you can't. Well, maybe you can(since you're a MOD), but we can't.

jrmcg

11-06-2009, 02:35 PM

Ust enjoy the forum and quit being a nigger lover

that actually helps a lot. thanks!

DeadHead69

11-06-2009, 03:05 PM

No you can't. Well, maybe you can(since you're a MOD), but we can't.

heh heh heh OK...

I, BDJ's "regular user" AE agrees with you.

but you can edit and add tags so there's that.

nonetheless I will not stand idly by and see folks cast asparagus at my favorite mod :bdj:

BackdoorJesus

11-06-2009, 03:12 PM

what a kiss-ass

jrmcg

11-06-2009, 03:16 PM

what a kiss-ass

who, me? i dont even know whose ass to kiss.

BackdoorJesus

11-06-2009, 03:22 PM

no my AE in the post directly before my last

you're a little slow on the uptake my friend

as a moderator I keep an AE that is set as a regular board member so I can see how the board works for different user classes' different security levels

jrmcg

11-06-2009, 03:53 PM

i dont know what AE is. i asked already, but never got an answer. please shed some light. im not slow. promise.

adrenaline

11-06-2009, 04:37 PM

alter ego.. basically a second username.. account.

PMBalls

11-06-2009, 06:12 PM

HA, HA....You just did!!!! :ban1: :ban1: :ban1:

http://two.xthost.info/wrpmballs2/shenanigans1.jpg

joerockhead

11-06-2009, 06:12 PM

Hey JRMCG, just post and have fun. If one of these clowns slams ya, slam them back.
If you have some good Pron, share it in the proper forum. Feel free to input what ever you want, when ever you want.

Have a little bit of thick skin, unlike the two girls in this thread earlier.

Have fun.

Did we say Welcome?

WELCOME!!!

Enjoy. MJ is the only one you really do NOT want to PO. he has the most and Best selection of Pron, get in good with him.

jrmcg

11-06-2009, 07:19 PM

i thought ae was alter ego, but i didnt wanna assume too much. and thanks, joerockhead. that was pretty much what i needed to know. im no good at slamming, so ill try not to start something i cant finish. so im not starting a bunch of senseless threads, ill ask all my newbie questions here. whats the purpose of thanking someone for a post? and is there a way to change post counts from roman numerals to regular numbers?

Queso

11-06-2009, 07:47 PM

I wonder who added "awesome mainstay" as a tag :rolleyes:

koЯnut

11-06-2009, 09:11 PM

I wonder who added "awesome mainstay" as a tag :rolleyes:

Remember everything he owns is "awesome".

:rolleyes:

PMBalls

11-06-2009, 09:17 PM

whats the purpose of thanking someone for a post? and is there a way to change post counts from roman numerals to regular numbers?

It makes a little thing under the post that says "the following users liked this" or something, and it gives you a little bit of rep. I just thanked your post, as an illustration.

Before you ask, rep is those green boxes under your name. You can add or subtract from other people's rep by clicking on the little picture of a scales (also found under their name). It all really serves no purpose except to see quickly who has been a popular poster, and by extension, who has been a good forum member.

The roman numerals are new, but are there to stay as far as I know. If you hover your mouse over them it'll pop up with the english number.

PMBalls

11-06-2009, 09:19 PM

Also, Mainstay automatically gets shit, regardless of what he posts, from a few vocal posters, so expect any thread he is in to be a mini shitstorm.

Personally, I like him.

PMBalls

11-06-2009, 09:19 PM

Also, triple post.

michaeljohn

11-06-2009, 09:37 PM

hover your mouse over the roman numerals to get your post count.

michaeljohn

11-06-2009, 09:39 PM

Using the thanks button ups your post count, the poster's rep, and your points.

Anibal

11-06-2009, 10:03 PM

koЯnut

11-06-2009, 10:40 PM

Also, Mainstay automatically gets shit, regardless of what he posts, from a few vocal posters, so expect any thread he is in to be a mini shitstorm.

Bullshit.

Personally, I like him.

Me too.

joerockhead

11-06-2009, 10:53 PM

No do not be a Post Whore in threads like this. Some People actually think it is great to be a post whore.

joerockhead

11-06-2009, 10:54 PM

Personally I hate it when people are post whores.

joerockhead

11-06-2009, 10:55 PM

And do not forget to do a Spellll Check, otherwise, people will give ewe lots of shit

lissof

11-06-2009, 11:09 PM

post whore............

Queso

11-07-2009, 02:11 AM

Your mom's a post whore

mainstay

11-07-2009, 02:14 AM

Also, Mainstay automatically gets shit, regardless of what he posts, from a few vocal posters, so expect any thread he is in to be a mini shitstorm.

Personally, I like him.

Give this man a really big fat stogie!!!

Me too.

Yeah right, you just said that cuz I'm a big fat cow right now. Just wait.

Yeah, been keeping up with your Eagles. Heard the stupidish shit on ESPN the other night. Some were complaining about the eagles haven't gave MV anytime as QB....wha!!! Fran Tarkenton had an excellent take on the whole Brett Favre deal. He (Fran) said that just 3 days after the crying deal, Favre was secretly talking with the Vikings. So much for him being shit on by Green Bay as an excuse. I don't think anyone really knows what Favre's up to or trying to accomplish. Maybe he just wants to be a "rebel".

Whatever the reason, his throwing arm still amazes me. But my Steelers defence sure put a hurt'in on him!!!!

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mainstay

11-07-2009, 02:32 AM

mainstay licks his taint , mainstay loves taint , mainstay swallows taint

I am curious as to how that got into the tags.

I honestly dont have anything against mainstay, i just enjoy pushing peoples buttons. I guess i wasnt around the time he did shit to be hated by some of the regulars.

Yeah, it's just a bunch of silly shit. It's not hatred, it's just some are insecure with their "Manhood". For as tags, I believe his name starts with a L & ends with a F along with a few others. :jshizz:

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koЯnut

11-07-2009, 03:04 AM

yeah right, you just said that cuz i'm a big fat cow right now. Just wait.

lolwut.

mainstay

11-07-2009, 03:23 AM

lolwut.

I thought you might have seen the new pic I posted in the threads. My normal weight is around 185, but I've ballooned up to 230+ for now. Not beer or food, but from coffee creamer.

jrmcg

11-07-2009, 10:03 AM

thats a lot of coffee creamer. you musta skipped the coffee. how old are you?

Queso

11-07-2009, 12:41 PM

http://knowyourmeme.com/i/158/original/Lol_que.jpg

BackdoorJesus

11-07-2009, 01:59 PM

Bueno, Queso

BackdoorJesus

11-07-2009, 02:00 PM

Moo

BackdoorJesus

11-07-2009, 02:00 PM

triplepostbitches

Queso

11-07-2009, 02:14 PM

Whore

Anibal

11-07-2009, 03:41 PM

Whore

Whore

jrmcg

11-07-2009, 04:28 PM

ohhh, so thats what will get me banned! thanks.

Queso

11-07-2009, 05:12 PM

Whore

Whore^2

supersatch

11-07-2009, 05:55 PM

Give this man a really big fat stogie!!!

Yeah right, you just said that cuz I'm a big fat cow right now. Just wait.

Yeah, been keeping up with your Eagles. Heard the stupidish shit on ESPN the other night. Some were complaining about the eagles haven't gave MV anytime as QB....wha!!! Fran Tarkenton had an excellent take on the whole Brett Favre deal. He (Fran) said that just 3 days after the crying deal, Favre was secretly talking with the Vikings. So much for him being shit on by Green Bay as an excuse. I don't think anyone really knows what Favre's up to or trying to accomplish. Maybe he just wants to be a "rebel".

Whatever the reason, his throwing arm still amazes me. But my Steelers defence sure put a hurt'in on him!!!!

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I still think that he's trying to secure his legacy and just doesn't realize that it's with the Packers. Personally, it's like watching a man with ED trying to fuck. It's just not right.

onlyalad

11-07-2009, 09:42 PM

each of those "thanks count as a post right. so much easier than thinking and then typing

joerockhead

11-07-2009, 09:42 PM

Whore

Whore

joerockhead

11-07-2009, 09:43 PM

Whore

Whore

WhoreWhore

joerockhead

11-07-2009, 09:44 PM

Whore

Whore
Whore^2

WhoreWhoreWhore

Whore

Whore

Whore

:hijackr:

Queso

11-07-2009, 10:51 PM

WhoreWhoreWhore

Whore

Whore

Whore

:hijackr:
Skank

lissof

11-07-2009, 10:53 PM

Yeah, it's just a bunch of silly shit. It's not hatred, it's just some are insecure with their "Manhood". For as tags, I believe his name starts with a L & ends with a F along with a few others. :jshizz:

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um did you know i can only add 2 tags. I am curious whose name starts with a L and ends an F? my starts with an l and ends with a f. so if you are trying to accuse me please accuse me because i am plenty secure.

mainstay

11-07-2009, 11:56 PM

um did you know i can only add 2 tags. I am curious whose name starts with a L and ends an F? my starts with an l and ends with a f. so if you are trying to accuse me please accuse me because i am plenty secure.

Look Bro, it's like this. What PMballs & Anibal posted is simple facts. Anyone would have to be blind & stupid NOT to see it. As of late, it seems everytime I make a Thread/post & once someone makes a smartass statement you're 2nd inline to jump in. IF you perceive that's it's cool to what you think is the "crowd" when you post & don't think for yourself, or because you think it's cool, then in my book it means you're insecure.

The "stain" tag appeared 1st before others jumped in. (again, because you thought it was cool) Look, I got nothing against you or anyone here, it's just a fucking forum. But, some seem to want to kick it up a notch personally. Why??? hell I don't know & frankly it's not my problem, dude!!!! You don't see me hound anyone here with their posts. PEACE OUT.

Update: I typed this before you did what you did! :tongue:

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koЯnut

11-08-2009, 12:00 AM

This thread makes me have to poop.

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:01 AM

Look Bro, it's like this. What PMballs & Anibal posted is simple facts. Anyone would have to be blind & stupid NOT to see it. As of late, it seems everytime I make a Thread/post & once someone makes a smartass statement you're 2nd inline to jump in. IF you perceive that's it's cool to what you think is the "crowd" when you post & don't think for yourself, or because you think it's cool, then in my book it means you're insecure.

The "stain" tag appeared 1st before others jumped in. (again, because you thought it was cool) Look, I got nothing against you or anyone here, it's just a fucking forum. But, some seem to want to kick it up a notch personally. Why??? hell I don't know & frankly it's not my problem, dude!!!! You don't see me hound anyone here with their posts. PEACE OUT.

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just an fyi the mainstain isn't even my tag....

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:02 AM

Update: I typed this before you did what you know you did!

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the neg rep? i signed it so you know it was me.

mstad

11-08-2009, 12:05 AM

http://smiliesftw.com/x/ioc.gif

mstad

11-08-2009, 12:06 AM

This thread makes me have to poop.

I love watching somebody self destruct.

mstad

11-08-2009, 12:08 AM

the neg rep? i signed it so you know it was me.

Mad detective skills yo.

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:11 AM

yeah... i put something like "man up and say what you have to say - lissof" so mad detective skillz there....

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:12 AM

also couldn't let you go for that quad post....

mainstay

11-08-2009, 12:15 AM

the neg rep? i signed it so you know it was me.

I'm sure you didn't type that for me. regardless, fuck it, I'm not going to do the same (for now). Have fun.

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:16 AM

so why else would i put my name on it? no one else can see your rep.

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:18 AM

I'm sure you didn't type that for me. regardless, fuck it, I'm not going to do the same (for now). Have fun.

if you want to neg rep me do it you won't be the first or the last.....

mainstay

11-08-2009, 12:21 AM

so why else would i put my name on it? no one else can see your rep.

I was referring to your post. So why post it if I can read it in the CP. Hmmmmmmm.........:queso:

mstad

11-08-2009, 12:22 AM

I'm sure you didn't type that for me.

http://forumspile.com/Understand-Mr.T.jpg

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:23 AM

I was referring to your post. So why post it if I can read it in the CP. Hmmmmmmm.........:queso:

I typed this before you did what you did! :tongue:

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because you acted like i was trying or even might deny giving the neg rep.

mainstay

11-08-2009, 12:29 AM

if you want to neg rep me do it you won't be the first or the last.....

Neg repping is so childish to me. I don't do it unless it's a noob that's out of control or something goes extreme. If I have somethin to say I'll post it if I'm online.

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:34 AM

I'm sure you didn't type that for me. regardless, fuck it, I'm not going to do the same (for now). Have fun.

Neg repping is so childish to me. I don't do it unless it's a noob that's out of control or something goes extreme. If I have somethin to say I'll post it if I'm online.

i love contradiction.

lissof

11-08-2009, 12:52 AM

for future reference, what warrants an immediats ban? besides spam.
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sorry for hijacking your thread with stupid bs

lissof

11-08-2009, 01:00 AM

Also, Mainstay automatically gets shit, regardless of what he posts, from a few vocal posters, so expect any thread he is in to be a mini shitstorm.

Personally, I like him.

he also likes to stir said shitstorm.....

also triple post..

mstad

11-08-2009, 03:04 AM

Neg repping is so childish to me. I don't do it unless it's a noob that's out of control or something goes extreme. If I have somethin to say I'll post it if I'm online.

http://smiliesftw.com/x/huge_bs_flag.gif

jrmcg

11-08-2009, 10:59 AM

PMBalls

11-08-2009, 11:54 AM

he also likes to stir said shitstorm.....

When its how many against one, and it happens every damn time, what do you expect him to do?
"ha ha guys, looks like the "auto hate mainstay" is here, I guess I'll go away until it turns off again lol bye"

And don't pretend like he could just roll with it and everyone would be cool, we all know that shit ain't about to happen from either side.

joerockhead

11-08-2009, 12:17 PM

'you are the ones that are the ball lickers!' i won 3 goldfish at the festival yesterday, and this morning they were all dead. i have a hangover. anyone seen jumper? is this random enough?
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:bowrofl::bowrofl:

Sorry man, maybe you should not have pissed in the bowl!!!!

As for Lissy and Stain - Kill it girls, it is getting old!

BackdoorJesus

11-08-2009, 12:51 PM

i won 3 goldfish at the festival yesterday, and this morning they were all dead. i have a hangover.

two words for you

seafood omelet

Queso

11-08-2009, 01:27 PM

This thread makes me have to poop.

I had to poop before I even opened the thread. Like somehow I just knew.

IF you perceive that's it's cool to what you think is the "crowd" when you post & don't think for yourself, or because you think it's cool, then in my book it means you're insecure.

http://www.lolwut.com/layout/lolwut.jpg

Queso

11-08-2009, 01:35 PM

Neg repping is so childish to me.

For once I agree with you. Nothing's more childish than negging someone with a ginormous pic of a pile of poo with my name on it. And then, of course, denying it. So childish :rolleyes:

jrmcg

11-08-2009, 01:41 PM

whats wrong with being a lil childish at times? when do i get a signature?
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Queso

11-08-2009, 02:10 PM

whats wrong with being a lil childish at times? when do i get a signature?
You must have a Gold membership to have both a signature and an avatar.

Anibal

11-08-2009, 02:46 PM

You must have a Gold member to have both a signature and an avatar.

:kornut:

lissof

11-08-2009, 03:09 PM

two words for you

seafood omelet

mmmmmm seafood omelet sounds good.

jrmcg

11-08-2009, 04:01 PM

oh well...
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koЯnut

11-08-2009, 04:34 PM

When its how many against one, and it happens every damn time, what do you expect him to do?
"ha ha guys, looks like the "auto hate mainstay" is here, I guess I'll go away until it turns off again lol bye"

And don't pretend like he could just roll with it and everyone would be cool, we all know that shit ain't about to happen from either side.

Jabooty_3. Jimi. Juan. Robul. Fin.

Examples of members that take a lot of shit and don't get all douchey about it, rant about conspiracies, tell lies and give neg rep and sign it under another members name to try and start a shit storm, while telling everyone that if they own a import automobile they are un-american, all while in mid self coitus with own taint.

/run on sentences ftmfw.

adrenaline

11-08-2009, 04:54 PM

[QUOTE=jrmcg;3256343]'you are the ones that are the ball lickers!' QUOTE]

We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

PMBalls

11-08-2009, 05:28 PM

You know what?

PMBalls

11-08-2009, 05:29 PM

This thread is getting out of control.

PMBalls

11-08-2009, 05:29 PM

With too many posts.

PMBalls

11-08-2009, 05:29 PM

Quad post bitches

joerockhead

11-08-2009, 05:51 PM

What the hell, this is supposed to be about the Newbie getting banned!!

Not Mother fucking and Eating Shit and hate!

Maybe we need to change the Thread title, so we can continue before some idiot mods closes this!!!!

jrmcg

11-08-2009, 06:03 PM

'the internet? what the fuck is the internet??'
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Anibal

11-08-2009, 06:09 PM

koЯnut

11-08-2009, 06:11 PM

Whats wrong with mother fucking ?

:werd:

joerockhead

11-08-2009, 07:26 PM

Absolutely Nothing, I do it on a regular basis. I was just babbling

Anibal

11-08-2009, 09:25 PM

Absolutely Nothing, I do it on a regular basis. I was just babbling

:rofl:

supersatch

11-08-2009, 10:30 PM

two words for you

seafood omelet

Nah, bro. Fish tacos.

lissof

11-09-2009, 12:40 AM

http://www.retardcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/arguing_on_internet.jpg

lissof

11-09-2009, 12:48 AM

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Retard%20Own3d.jpg

fmb

11-10-2009, 08:04 PM

http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Retard%20Own3d.jpg
Wow. For days, I've laughed my ass off whenever I thought about this pic. It's hilarious. Will I go to hell for laughing so much and so often??

Anibal

11-10-2009, 10:25 PM

Laughing is a great and good thing. Who cares what the source of the fun is ?

lissof

11-10-2009, 11:35 PM

the one going to hell would be the one that made that picture........ or the one posted it

joerockhead

11-10-2009, 11:40 PM

http://www.retardcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/arguing_on_internet.jpg

And yet you still do it!!

lissof

11-10-2009, 11:58 PM

yeah yeah that is why i posted the picture. to remind myself

fmb

11-11-2009, 10:24 AM

Well, I guess I'll see both of you in hell. I'll bring the beer. Who's bringing chips and dip?

jrmcg

11-11-2009, 11:29 AM

oooh, can i come? its always been my dream to have chips in hell.
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joerockhead

11-11-2009, 02:18 PM

Well, I guess I'll see both of you in hell. I'll bring the beer. Who's bringing chips and dip?

I will bring thee chips, Lissof is the Dip.

DOH!

supersatch

11-11-2009, 09:07 PM

I will bring thee chips, Lissof is the Dip.

DOH!

I'll bring the BBQ. I figure there should be plenty of heat to grill down there and I for one will not let it go to waste!

fmb

11-11-2009, 09:29 PM

I'll bring the BBQ. I figure there should be plenty of heat to grill down there and I for one will not let it go to waste!

Amen to that (no pun intended). Slow roasting over low heat is the bomb.

Hey, I see you've made the move from Yuma to Oceanside!

BackdoorJesus

11-11-2009, 09:33 PM

All are drawn to SoCal...

supersatch

11-11-2009, 11:19 PM

All are drawn to SoCal...

Not drawn, ordered.

Yeah, I checked into my new unit last week. The guns ended up staying in Yuma, unfortunately. But it's not bad here. I missed the color green while living in Arizona. And the weather being 30 degrees cooler is a plus too.

Now if they could only figure out this whole economy thing, and drop the price of... well... everything, This would be a pretty nice place.

joerockhead

11-12-2009, 01:26 AM

All are drawn to SoCal...

Yup, shit does travel down hill

fmb

11-12-2009, 09:02 AM

Yup, shit does travel down hill
:bowdown::bowrofl:

jrmcg

11-12-2009, 06:31 PM

soCal is overrated.
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BackdoorJesus

11-12-2009, 08:19 PM

oh by all means stay away we prefer it that way.

Ryan

11-12-2009, 08:42 PM

again we have a thread with the most awesome tags of all time

I have to say- I absolutely LOVE the tag system

the fact that the same thread is tagged with these is hilarious:

50" sharp tv
kathy ireland
male anus fixation
sand
mainstay

I challenge everyone to come up with a believable topic that incorporates all of those.

I'll make the first attempt:

As Kathy Ireland watched gay porn on her 50" sharp tv to get her male anus fixation satisfied, mainstay walked in and got all angry because he had sand in his vagina.

I guess that's not that believable. Kathy Ireland would probably never own a sharp tv- she'd go for much higher end stuff.

lissof

11-12-2009, 08:57 PM

Mainstain was watching his gay porn(that he stared in) on his friend's 50" sharp tv so they could get there male anus fixation and accidently changed the channel to a comercial with kathy ireland selling sand.

jrmcg

11-12-2009, 09:14 PM

what a sale at walmart! if you buy the 50 inch sharp tv, you get a cardboard cutout of kathy ireland lying in the sand. if you opt for the 27 inch, you get your male anus fixation satisfied in the mainstay aisle.
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joerockhead

11-12-2009, 11:24 PM

again we have a thread with the most awesome tags of all time

I have to say- I absolutely LOVE the tag system

the fact that the same thread is tagged with these is hilarious:

50" sharp tv
kathy ireland
male anus fixation
sand
mainstay

I challenge everyone to come up with a believable topic that incorporates all of those.

I'll make the first attempt:

As Kathy Ireland watched gay porn on her 50" sharp tv to get her male anus fixation satisfied, mainstay walked in and got all angry because he Saw it was he takin it in the ass, and dd not realize it was being recorded.

I guess that's not that believable. Kathy Ireland would probably never own a sharp tv- she'd go for much higher end stuff.

Just changed it a little, but JRMCG so far for the win!

jrmcg

11-13-2009, 07:37 AM

really?? i posted it from where i do my best thinking. the john.
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fmb

11-13-2009, 09:31 AM

Kathy Ireland needed to satiate her male anus fixation. Her shoes were kicked away; she saw the sand falling from their soles as they flew across the room. She put on her new, leather strap on harness, attached her favorite fake penis, then lubed and penetrated her latest victim. Kathy peered over and watched the streaming video on her 50" Sharp TV. Later, her man left the house, sore, satisfied, and with a horrible mainstain soaking the back of his jeans.

Juan.Camaney

11-13-2009, 11:43 AM

Yup, shit does travel down hill
The rest just sticks to the mountains, I guess.

Juan.Camaney

11-13-2009, 12:06 PM

Jabooty_3. Jimi. Juan. Robul. Fin.

Examples of members that take a lot of shit and don't get all douchey about it, rant about conspiracies, tell lies and give neg rep and sign it under another members name to try and start a shit storm, while telling everyone that if they own a import automobile they are un-american, all while in mid self coitus with own taint.

/run on sentences ftmfw.
to be really honest, I cry at home in the closet at times.

incidently I found mainstay in there, hehe :vatoloco:

In all REAL seriousness, the forum has its ups and downs. We still got a shitload of porn which helps it stay afloat, I haven't been called anything seriously insulting since a certain guy was tripping over getting banned again. We resolved that after years of going back and forth FINALLY. All the other messiken lawnmower home depot shit although stale at times, when done with good timing like some of the other quick witted people around here do, its awesomely funny. Little abuse never hurt anyone unless you were a pussy.

mstad

11-13-2009, 01:53 PM

In all REAL seriousness, the forum has its ups and downs. We still got a shitload of porn which helps it stay afloat, I haven't been called anything seriously insulting since a certain guy was tripping over getting banned again. We resolved that after years of going back and forth FINALLY. All the other messiken lawnmower home depot shit although stale at times, when done with good timing like some of the other quick witted people around here do, its awesomely funny. Little abuse never hurt anyone unless you were a pussy.

Mow my lawn, wetback.

fmb

11-13-2009, 02:04 PM

I saw a tag labeled "twixt nuts and starfish" and felt this tattoo pic was appropriate:

NWS
http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/1910/anal-starfish.jpg

BackdoorJesus

11-13-2009, 02:20 PM

Added NWS to your post, foo

there seem to be many taint-oriented tags of late :rolleyes:

Juan.Camaney

11-13-2009, 02:22 PM

Mow my lawn, wetback.
remove the broken down cars on the bricks first

fmb

11-13-2009, 02:59 PM

Added NWS to your post, foo:rolleyes:
Thank you. I didn't think to check for the "NWS" in the thread title!

BackdoorJesus

11-13-2009, 03:04 PM

Mow my lawn, wetback.

Come on man, Juan is an American and calling him wetback is just unkind and inaccurate.

Since his parents are the wetbacks, the proper term to use in referring to Juan is "anchor baby".

Juan.Camaney

11-13-2009, 03:50 PM

Come on man, Juan is an American and calling him wetback is just unkind and inaccurate.

Since his parents are the wetbacks, the proper term to use in referring to Juan is "anchor baby".
http://www.burnedbytheman.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/aids-moral-poster-god-demotivational.JPG