View Full Version : w00t!!! YEAH!!! English is MY language!
joerockhead
11-02-2009, 10:07 PM
This video is kinda corny, but it is fun!
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lissof
11-03-2009, 08:08 AM
kinda corny?
shiiboi
11-03-2009, 09:48 AM
Eengleesh is the landgweedge?
Juan.Camaney
11-03-2009, 09:55 AM
lol english is the language of the man who's state is literaly "red" in spanish :juan:
Face it, biatch, 2/3's of the continent you live on speak spanish. English is the language of the brits who's ass the revolutionaries kicked out of here and sent running back to the motherland. You live in america, you speak american. We don't fancy a shag, we want to fuck!
lissof
11-03-2009, 04:11 PM
oh and another thing. when i go to another country they need to speak my language also. it sucks being in mexico or where ever and trying to make a deal with someone that doesn't speak english. i mean the nerve of people not speaking my language.
BackdoorJesus
11-03-2009, 04:49 PM
foreigners and foreign talking people just piss me off
Juan.Camaney
11-03-2009, 05:03 PM
foreigners and foreign talking people just piss me off
aren't you from israel you fuckin kike!
BackdoorJesus
11-03-2009, 07:35 PM
shhh! don't tell anyone, I'll lose all my ugly American credibility... :rolleyes:
I'm with lissof. English is the language of the skies and seas. It's about time the landlubbers caught up with the rest of the world.
I must admit a communications deficit. I am from SC; I speak conversational English, but am fluent in Redneck!
YaMon
11-03-2009, 08:08 PM
http://yamonsvotal.com/ProMac2/6.jpg
licupssy
11-04-2009, 02:12 AM
I come from what was a very small family many year ago.
My ancestors came here from Scotland in the 1600's.
As least one person in the family served with Washington at Valley Forge.
Relatives known to fight on both sides of the Civil War.
There probably isn't a war the US has been in that a relative of some sort hasn't fought or died in including Iraq.
After 38 years of marriage, I still can't understand half of what my wife says in English and she's got papers with a photo and everything making her an American for the last 35 years.
Conceived in Norfolk, born in Philadelphia, I understand Will Smith and most Rednecks.
WTF ~ the government should at least pay for a translator so I could know more of what my wife says.
Maybe not, I'm going deaf and can always say I couldn't hear when she's bitchin' about something. LOL
Juan.Camaney
11-04-2009, 10:17 AM
You let your wife speak? Isn't she asian? As soon as she comes in the door, she better be putting on her ball gag.
Seriously though, lissof, there are plenty of english speakers in mexico, its the official secondary language. Anyone with a decent education over there (out of high school) took at least 4 years of english.
lissof
11-04-2009, 11:02 AM
juan i know i have been a few times and usually find english speakers. i was just making a bad joke. i got in a taxi in mexico that scared the hell out of me though....... i imagine my finger marks are still in the door handle.
Juan.Camaney
11-04-2009, 11:47 AM
Ur brave dude. Even I won't ride taxis in mex.
lissof
11-04-2009, 02:20 PM
um yeah no one warned me......
mainstay
11-05-2009, 02:47 AM
All airline pilots that fly internationally have to speak english. It's required by the U.N. Even our enemies have to speak it. It's the Worlds Official Language! (one of)....
:juan:
joerockhead
11-06-2009, 06:17 PM
I come from what was a very small family many year ago.
My ancestors came here from Scotland in the 1600's.
As least one person in the family served with Washington at Valley Forge.
Relatives known to fight on both sides of the Civil War.
There probably isn't a war the US has been in that a relative of some sort hasn't fought or died in including Iraq.
After 38 years of marriage, I still can't understand half of what my wife says in English and she's got papers with a photo and everything making her an American for the last 35 years.
Conceived in Norfolk, born in Philadelphia, I understand Will Smith and most Rednecks.
WTF ~ the government should at least pay for a translator so I could know more of what my wife says.
Maybe not, I'm going deaf and can always say I couldn't hear when she's bitchin' about something. LOL
Yeah, but she knew "I love you no shit Joe", "by Me Drink", "Me so Horney", and "I love you Long time!"
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