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yellowfish
10-17-2009, 10:06 AM
A woman who told store-goers in a US shop yesterday that she would buy all their clothes ended up causing a riot when customers realised it was a hoax.

Angry customers threw merchandise around as they looted the store. Police said it looked as though a hurricane passed through it.

The woman, named in local reports as Linda Brown, pulled up outside the Burlington Coat Factory in Columbus, Ohio yesterday in a Hummer limo.

She announced that she had won $1.5million in the lottery and would spend $500 on everyone at the store.

"Well, people like to hear that," admitted a police officer at the scene.

Eager customers promptly rushed to the store registers and began phoning their relatives. Cashiers began ringing up sales - not realising that the woman did not in fact have any money.

Ms Brown even wrote a cheque to one woman who said she did not need clothes and would prefer help paying her rent.

Telling customers she had been abused by her family and that this was her chance to "give back", the woman managed to ring up $5,000 on a debit card before hitting her card limit.

She drove off again in the limo telling the 500 people who had by then crammed inside the store - and 1,000 who had gathered outside - that she was getting more money from the bank.

When she returned - empty handed - store employees had phoned the police to handle the crowds.

She left again in her limo - but police had discovered the truth, and told customers they had been duped.

But, angry at the hoax, the crowd of customers - determined to get their free clothes - turned into a mob.

They stormed the store, grabbing clothes without paying. "It looks like [Hurricane] Katrina came through here," said one officer.

Thousands of dollars worth of damage were done before police managed to halt the stampede.

Ms Brown was turned in by her limo driver - angry that she would not be able to pay him the $900 she owed him for the day's rental.

Police said she was arrested on three outstanding warrants but wasn't charged for the coat store chaos pending a mental health evaluation.

A spokeswoman for the coat store had no comment. -Daily Mail




How can people attemt to hold a store liable for some psudo richbitch?
seriously i just dont see how people think they can just take what they want




OH WAIT - people from ohio i am giving you petrol free for life collect at any petrol station
tell them yellowfish said its all good

joerockhead
10-17-2009, 11:39 AM
Ok, so maybe this bitch got disrespected at the store or something, so she wanted to get even with the store.

However, what is with all the Shitty people destroying the store?
It was not the Stores fault!!!

Those people should be charged with somethign as well.
What a bunch of losers!!!

mstad
10-17-2009, 01:38 PM
What's petrol and what's a cheque?

PMBalls
10-17-2009, 06:40 PM
This idiocy is not the norm for Ohio.

It is the norm for pretty much all the US.

fmb
10-17-2009, 07:28 PM
PMBalls, I must refute your pronouncement such idiocy could not occur in Ohio. My ex-wife is from Ohio (Toledo) and I can (firsthand) testify that idiocy can, and does, occur in Ohio. :)

Even if the stupid woman made the false announcement, I have more issues with the customers attempting to get free stuff. Someone yanks their chain so they take their anger out on the store?? Where are the charges?? Don't the cops in Ohio kick some ass and take names when stupid things occur??

Does this story equate with the story about the dumbasses having a shootout in the pool hall near the University of Toledo in Toledo, OH??

yellowfish
10-18-2009, 06:46 AM
What's petrol and what's a cheque?

petrol = Gas, the flamable liquid that you put in a car to make combustable motion

cheque = piece of paper that promeses to pay the bearer of written amount usualy takes 10 to 14 working days to clear. One of the only other things on the planet that is not made of rubber but can still bounce


:mstad:

PMBalls
10-18-2009, 05:10 PM
PMBalls, I must refute your pronouncement such idiocy could not occur in Ohio. My ex-wife is from Ohio (Toledo) and I can (firsthand) testify that idiocy can, and does, occur in Ohio. :)

Ohio is within the United States. DURRRRURRRRRRRRHHHHHRRRRRRRR

(I am from Cleveland)

BackdoorJesus
10-19-2009, 03:25 PM
there's no life east of I-5 or north of Magic Mountain.

You're all fucking savages.

Juan.Camaney
10-19-2009, 03:37 PM
there's no life east of I-5 or north of Magic Mountain.

You're all fucking savages.
FAWLK JEW!:graffin:

Ryan
10-19-2009, 03:44 PM
there's no life east of I-5 or north of Magic Mountain.

You're all fucking savages.

by your logic, tijuana > Palm Springs

you may want to throw up a southern border on there

oh, and fuck you :)

Juan.Camaney
10-19-2009, 03:50 PM
by your logic, tijuana > Palm Springs

you may want to throw up a southern border on there

oh, and fuck you :)
lets see, palm springs is known and notorious for flamers and old people whereas tijuana is home to cheap perscription drugs, avenida revolucion with legal brothels and donkey shows.

Yeah, advantage mex.

Ryan
10-19-2009, 04:03 PM
lets see, palm springs is known and notorious for flamers and old people whereas tijuana is home to cheap perscription drugs, avenida revolucion with legal brothels and donkey shows.

Yeah, advantage mex.

well if you put it THAT way...

lol

fmb
10-19-2009, 07:14 PM
Ohio is within the United States.
Not really. Ask those living south and east of the Ohio River. Also, the peasants with their pitchforks and torches in Indiana keep ya'll in check!

there's no life east of I-5 or north of Magic Mountain. You're all fucking savages.

Hey, don't make PMBalls and me travel west. We'd stop in , drink your whiskey, smoke all your weed, tear up the lawn, and tie a dog (with mange)to the side mirror of your car (after we knock the windows out and remove the wheels/tires).

PMBalls
10-19-2009, 07:38 PM
Naw man, we would just plant corn. Lots and lots of corn.

fmb
10-19-2009, 07:57 PM
Naw man, we would just plant corn. Lots and lots of corn.
Awesome. Then I could make some whiskey! White lightning is the best!:kornut:

lissof
10-20-2009, 01:12 AM
donkey shows!!!!