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YaMon
10-01-2009, 08:21 PM
http://yamonsvotal.com/ProMac2/nicerug.jpg
lissof
10-01-2009, 09:44 PM
run because it has to be a trap.
PMBalls
10-01-2009, 09:53 PM
Call Life Alert to come assist the poor lady.
Queso
10-01-2009, 10:11 PM
pop her fake titties
CD
10-01-2009, 10:15 PM
Dinner? And possibly seconds?
joerockhead
10-01-2009, 10:29 PM
Dive in and like her clean!!!
fmb
10-01-2009, 10:44 PM
YaMon, you've posted several pictures of these type dolls. DO YOU OWN ONE AND ARE POSTING HOME PHOTOS???? :)
Graffin
10-02-2009, 01:47 AM
Probably get a running start, bounce off the recliner, then do a double back flip into her massively stretched-out cooch.
canu
10-02-2009, 04:26 AM
Start down at the bottom and lick her up too her belly button
jabber
10-02-2009, 07:59 AM
Well,you have to admit she is flexible :}
Juan.Camaney
10-02-2009, 10:46 AM
I'd tell the bitch to get her dirty snatch the fuck off of my clean carpet before I kick her in the cunt!
then carry her out on my dick!
Anibal
10-02-2009, 12:22 PM
Jizz in my pants.
Greven359
10-02-2009, 12:38 PM
Offer a prayer of thanks, then go around the world.
YaMon
10-02-2009, 01:06 PM
Is this the Korova Milk Bar? I'll have mine "plus drencrom".
VIVIX
10-02-2009, 02:42 PM
I'd take a picture and post it on the internet.
BackdoorJesus
10-02-2009, 06:30 PM
do I really need to answer this?

OK

anal
mstad
10-02-2009, 07:36 PM
Is this the Korova Milk Bar? I'll have mine "plus drencrom".

It'll sharpen you up and get you ready for a bit of the old ultraviolence.
Queso
10-02-2009, 08:18 PM
Is she performing her ping pong ball trick?
YaMon
10-02-2009, 09:30 PM
I start singing...

Faaaaaaaaaaame
Can have strange effects
Moneeeeeeeeeeeey
Can have strange effects


I ask myself
Is it a sin
To be flexible
When the boat comes in?

And then wipe my dick on the drapes when I'm through.

:yamon:
Cybermax
10-03-2009, 01:12 AM
Invite friends over so we can do every hole she's got.
Graffin
10-03-2009, 01:16 AM
Say: "Mom, this is why we got you that necklace. You're supposed to press the button when you fall and can't get up."
Queso
10-03-2009, 11:56 AM
Say: "Mom, this is why we got you that necklace. You're supposed to press the button when you fall and can't get up."

I wanna meet your mom :eek3:
graylix
10-03-2009, 12:21 PM
I'd wonder how my roommate got so lucky, coz I could never be that lucky!
joerockhead
10-03-2009, 12:51 PM
Invite friends over so we can do every hole she's got.

The hell with the friends!!!! Keep her for myself!!!
Queso
10-03-2009, 05:47 PM
I wanna meet your mom :eek3:

Is it odd that the same day I wrote this I really did meet his mom?
mstad
10-03-2009, 06:39 PM
Is it odd that the same day I wrote this I really did meet his mom?

No, odd would have been if she were laying naked on the floor when we got there.
Queso
10-03-2009, 07:31 PM
No, odd would have been if she were laying naked on the floor when we got there.

She may have been if the spawn of Graffin wasn't there, ya never know.
onlyalad
10-03-2009, 09:04 PM
ask her, Where is the TV remote? I left it on the table between the chairs.
lokispell
10-04-2009, 06:17 AM
i would make sure i am in the right house! if i were i would put in a call to the Sheens. they have money and they like porno girls!


lokispell