YaMon
04-06-2005, 06:24 PM
I went on one of those 3 day Long Beach to Ensenada cruises for my buddy's bachelor party last weekend. This is one of the last of my bachelor friends (thank god). We are all mostly in our early thirties and have burned a good majority of our twenties up with every kind of chemical known to man. These days I stick with the cerveza or vodka.
There were 9 of us. 5 in a penthouse suite with a balcony (including me), the others in a regular room with no open windows. One of the guys in my room has a phd in pharmaceuticals from a local school (that are currently orange bowl champs). He was on a mission for valium. Figured, okay, he's going through a divorce and he wants a little something for when he gets home.
NOPE
He and three of the other guys sharing my room start popping valium like a kid popping tic tacs. We hit the usual, Hussongs and Papas n' Beer. Everyone is doing shots and drinking hard (bachelor party remember). All of a sudden the guys popping valium are drooling, falling on the floor, eating nachos and other appetizers like they were grazing cattle with shit falling out of their mouths. They became the center of attention of everyone around us. People were taking bets on who would pass out first.
Finally, one got kicked out, and my pharmacist buddy is about ready to get the boot, so we literally stuff him in a cab, roll back to the boat, have to go through all the re-entry to the boat BS, take him to the room throw him on the bed, lock his passport in the safe, take his key away and head back to Papas and Beer.
Next morning, they get up, and none of them remember getting back to the boat. They went through almost two bottles of valium that day. But wait. I said almost. The remaining six or seven tablets? They crush up, line up and snort. This is about 9AM, then everyone proceeds to drink. And the drool cycle begins again.
I don't mean to sound like a prude. I mean if they were railing Tony or ripping bongs or other party-conducive chemicals, I wouldn't mind. But why on earth would people ingest 10 to 15 valiums, drink beer and do shooters in the middle of the day in beautiful sunny Ensenada??? :duh:
The gayest part of all? They missed some of the finest titties and whip cream lezbo shows in Ensenada! :boobies4:
There were 9 of us. 5 in a penthouse suite with a balcony (including me), the others in a regular room with no open windows. One of the guys in my room has a phd in pharmaceuticals from a local school (that are currently orange bowl champs). He was on a mission for valium. Figured, okay, he's going through a divorce and he wants a little something for when he gets home.
NOPE
He and three of the other guys sharing my room start popping valium like a kid popping tic tacs. We hit the usual, Hussongs and Papas n' Beer. Everyone is doing shots and drinking hard (bachelor party remember). All of a sudden the guys popping valium are drooling, falling on the floor, eating nachos and other appetizers like they were grazing cattle with shit falling out of their mouths. They became the center of attention of everyone around us. People were taking bets on who would pass out first.
Finally, one got kicked out, and my pharmacist buddy is about ready to get the boot, so we literally stuff him in a cab, roll back to the boat, have to go through all the re-entry to the boat BS, take him to the room throw him on the bed, lock his passport in the safe, take his key away and head back to Papas and Beer.
Next morning, they get up, and none of them remember getting back to the boat. They went through almost two bottles of valium that day. But wait. I said almost. The remaining six or seven tablets? They crush up, line up and snort. This is about 9AM, then everyone proceeds to drink. And the drool cycle begins again.
I don't mean to sound like a prude. I mean if they were railing Tony or ripping bongs or other party-conducive chemicals, I wouldn't mind. But why on earth would people ingest 10 to 15 valiums, drink beer and do shooters in the middle of the day in beautiful sunny Ensenada??? :duh:
The gayest part of all? They missed some of the finest titties and whip cream lezbo shows in Ensenada! :boobies4: