View Full Version : Unique and painfull issue...
ryster
07-11-2008, 11:54 AM
Okay, so today I ran into an interesting dilemma. I was stung on the tip of my penis by a bastard jellyfish, and then continued surfing for 4 or 5 hours, and now that area is rather raw. My girlfriend and I attempted sex after I got back from the beach, and it was excruciatingly painful for me.
My question is, aside from regular old painkillers (which I do not think are going to work), is there a way I can reduce this pain to a tolerable level or completely numb the area (its just the head, nothing else is bothered)?
...Or am I going to have to wait a day or two till this nasty sting/chafe combination calms down?
Jimdog99
07-11-2008, 01:14 PM
Doctor....Go see one. You don't want to mess around with the wang... Good Luck
WTF! Why people get their dicks hurt and turn to the internet is beyond me...
DOCTOR... as in, see one!
ryster
07-12-2008, 05:11 AM
I suppose, but I doubt he will do more than tell me to 'keep off it' for a while and perhaps give me some ointment. I was hoping for something a little quicker than that.
Not a big deal, just thought someone might have experience (in retrospect, I don't know why I would think that) on the issue.
Thanks for the responses though.
If you're looking for extremely temporary relief, try some lidocaine, etc. on the painful area(s) and cover your stuff with a condom. The condom will prevent the medication from numbing your partner and stifling her enjoyment; the medication will assist you in lasting longer.
I must agree with the other posters here... Go see a doc! Never do anything that may permenantly endanger the tool.
kulotsalot
07-12-2008, 11:38 AM
I personally use a topical anesthetic called "emla" (no, not on my wang, since I don't have one) and it's lidocaine + prilocaine. It's available OTC here in Canada.
A pharmacist might be able to tell you what meds might help. But srsly dude, why not just go to a doc?
Juan.Camaney
07-12-2008, 12:06 PM
WTF?! Were you surfing/swiming nude? How the fuck does a jelly fish get on your wang?
:shannon: just stay off it for a while, try something like kulots here said and if it turns any weird colors, go see a doc.
Why would you even try sex after you got hurt on your dick?!
EEDIOTS!
assyrian
07-12-2008, 04:19 PM
Good point i really don't want to know how you got stung on your dick... but like a broken record gotta see the doc. In this case an apple a day shouldn't keep the doc away....
ryster
07-12-2008, 10:45 PM
How I got stung...well, boardshorts don't have any lining in them like swim trunks, so if your leg happens to be facing the wrong way, a small jelly can easily drift up there. And I'm not riding a longboard either - from my stomach down is underwater pretty much at all times.
As for why I attempted sex after my unfortunate injury...don't know why but after a couple hours of surfing nothing beats sex.
I put some ointment on it and spent most of today in my birthday suit. It's feeling better right now and hopefully after a good nights sleep it will no longer be an issue.
Thanks for the replies guys.
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