View Full Version : My New Baby Isn't Human
Draggon
06-06-2008, 07:13 PM
But I love her anyway!
..now if only I could afford to replace the phone...
http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/884/New%20Mini.JPG
http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/884/New%20Mini%20%284%29.JPG
adrenaline
06-06-2008, 08:32 PM
never driven a mini... Hope it works out for ya
facepeeler
06-06-2008, 08:42 PM
your spy car is a mini?
/shameless movie quote
elfoozo
06-06-2008, 08:44 PM
Why do (seemingly) tall people stuff themselves into abnormally small cars?
facepeeler
06-06-2008, 09:59 PM
Why do (seemingly) tall people stuff themselves into abnormally small cars?
or 400+ pound fat asses wedging themselves into a Geo Metro.
I've seen that more times than I care to count.
The opposite is the same, you will see some little bitty fuckers driving some HUGE vehicles
licupssy
06-06-2008, 10:03 PM
Why do (seemingly) tall people stuff themselves into abnormally small cars?
Back in the mid 70's the engineer for the company I worked for had a Jaguar XKE. I'm not sure if it was a hard top or he just had the canvas top up but it was funny to see a 7'1"" guy squeezing out of it.
Myself when I was a mere 6'2" and 492 lbs before I lost about 200 lbs had a Hyundai Excel 2 door coupe with a standard transmission.
kulotsalot
06-06-2008, 10:11 PM
SWEET!!!
Bonus points for not looking like an idiot on those pics. Told you it's doable. :)
It's gonna be weird seeing you get out of a tiny car. And here I am, all of 5'2", in a minivan...
The question is, will you let me drive it without my having to pay you in sexual favours. :tongue:
OK I don't really have a burning desire to drive it but it would be neat to drive a stick again!
Yes, that really is a cool car!
Why do big folks drive small cars? I don't know. What I do know is big folks drive extremely small cars. This is true whether your tall or overweight. Once, I had to use the jaws of life to remove a 7'4" man from a Yugo. The car had relatively minor damage, but I couldn't safely remove him without destroying the damn car.
Why don't larger folks drive larger autos?
Draggon
06-06-2008, 11:41 PM
6'-3", 180lbs.
And I have the seat low, but forward a bit so I can reach the wheel with the seat reclined.
I've always wanted one growing up but didn't really fit in the old ones.
joerockhead
06-06-2008, 11:53 PM
.........Myself when I was a mere 6'2" and 492 lbs before I lost about 200 lbs had a Hyundai Excel 2 door coupe with a standard transmission.
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
You have to post a pic!!!!
I am glad you lost 200 Lbs, much better for your health!
Congrats Draggon, Now lets get some shots of you driving it on the sidewalks.
Oh, and the Original Robbery movie was better then the remake
skept
06-07-2008, 03:42 AM
SWEET!!!
Bonus points for not looking like an idiot on those pics. Told you it's doable. :)
It's gonna be weird seeing you get out of a tiny car. And here I am, all of 5'2", in a minivan...
The question is, will you let me drive it without my having to pay you in sexual favours. :tongue:
OK I don't really have a burning desire to drive it but it would be neat to drive a stick again!
I have to do this....
Kulots.. I have a stick you can ride on :juan:
Nice ride and not too tall,ya head doesn't touch the top...he he
Jackie-0
06-07-2008, 11:18 AM
Congratulations on owning a fine Bayerische Motoren Werks vehicle. Do you know where yours was made?
Draggon
06-09-2008, 02:55 PM
They are all made in the same place..BMW Plant, Oxford.
AND FUCKING GRAVEL TRUCKS CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A FLAME!!!!
HUGE CHIP....GLASS ALL OVER DASH!!!
mstad
06-09-2008, 03:29 PM
They are all made in the same place..BMW Plant, Oxford.
Not true. There's 3 plants that produce the mini.
AND FUCKING GRAVEL TRUCKS CAN FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A FLAME!!!!
HUGE CHIP....GLASS ALL OVER DASH!!!
Good thing you've got good insurance on that new car.
Right?
Draggon
06-09-2008, 06:56 PM
Not true. There's 3 plants that produce the mini.
Good thing you've got good insurance on that new car.
Right?
You're wrong. There is one plant, three main steps in manufacturing a mini. There are all built in the same place. Look it up. MINI.com would help there.
And you can't drive anything in BC without ICBC insurance (Gov't Company) though you can go basic through them and get the bells and whistles through a private insurance company....so yes, I'm covered.
And above that, I caught up with the truck and took down his license plate number and company name so that company should have to pay the deductible.
Juan.Camaney
06-09-2008, 07:17 PM
where's the pussy magnet in that car?
Draggon
06-09-2008, 07:21 PM
where's the pussy magnet in that car?
I don't know, but it seems to be hidden in there somewhere.
It's started to work already.
This has to be the most fun I've ever had driving too!
Juan.Camaney
06-09-2008, 07:33 PM
haha borat went right over your head eh?
before I got the truck, I was actually looking into one of those.
licupssy
06-09-2008, 09:20 PM
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
You have to post a pic!!!!
I am glad you lost 200 Lbs, much better for your health!
Congrats Draggon, Now lets get some shots of you driving it on the sidewalks.
Oh, and the Original Robbery movie was better then the remake
Didn't ever have any pictures of me and the excel. Probably wouldn't been able to see the car anyway. For prospective, this is me at my daughters wedding. She's 5'8" and about 125 lbs in this photo.
http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/881/photos/WD-2-sml.jpg
Draggon
06-09-2008, 09:51 PM
haha borat went right over your head eh?
before I got the truck, I was actually looking into one of those.
I haven't seen it...BUT I do own the special edition on Holy Grail.
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