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Axenos1
02-04-2008, 12:00 AM
The pats go down to a team with a strong pass rush, decent run game, and solid play from possession receivers. What a surprise. This has been the formula for beating the bitches since the lowly Ravens almost did it so many weeks ago. Congrats to E-Manny, as well as Strahan, Toomer, Feagles, and all the other guys who made it happen and deserved to beat a classless organization like the pats. The officials stayed out of it for the most part and the better team won. What a surprise.

On the whole this was a very satisfying season of football. The only way it could have been better is if the Packers had won, but we're a young team and we'll be in it in years to come.

As is Belicheck showed how big of a cocksucker he is by heading for the locker room ASAP and giving only the most brief and contrite post game interview in recent memory. I guess his snazzy new hoody just wasn't up to snuff. Or maybe someone was able to intervene in their weekly recon. Apparently it's much harder to win when you don't know all of the other team's plays.

Also, I feel the need to point out, all rhetoric aside, FUCK THE PATRIOTS. THEY ARE CHEATERS. THEY ARE BITCHES. THEY ARE CHEAPSHOT ARTISTS. THEY HAVE NO CLASS. THERE WILL NEVER BE A TEAM MORE DESERVING OF A SUPERBOWL LOSS. That was the most satisfying game of football since Texas beat USC in the National Championship.

Axenos1
02-04-2008, 12:01 AM
Also, in case I wasn't clear:

FUCK. THE. PATRIOTS.

michaeljohn
02-04-2008, 12:13 AM
go to msn.com and look at the game recap on their sport pages. they allow people to comment. trash talk! I really didn't care who won this game. I know people from NY that I don't care for and I know they are happy as can be now, but I don't hate the Giants. Just the Yankees and the Dallas Queerboys. I'd start liking the Yankees again if the Steinbrenner family was out of the picture.

Cinderella will always live in sports, you just never know when and where!

Axenos1
02-04-2008, 12:26 AM
My superbowl party had a nice balance, which allowed for some wonderful celebration and gloating once those bitches went down. Unfortunately, it also resulted in me drinking too much. Those seeking intelligent discussions ending in something other than "FUCK. THE. PATRIOTS." will have to wait until tomorrow for that conversation. Those wishing to join the mob of happy, drunken hooligans may liberally apply caps and expletives at will. FUCK THAT ASS CHINNED FAGGOT AND HIS BITCH-CUNT-TAINT-COCK COACH WHO CHEATS AND IS A FAN OF GAY ASS FISTING!

Pardon the vulgarity.