Hahaha Yankees getting SPANKED by the Indians in game 1

[michaeljohn]

Isn't it great to watch the fucking New York Yankees get railed in the playoffs, yet once again? Game 1, and after the Yankees cut the 4-2 tribe lead to 1, and had the bases loaded with one out...Posada takes count to 3-0 and then strikes out, and Pansy Matsui pops out. Cleveland comes right back with a 5 run inning....currently ahead 9-3 now. Yeah, it's not over yet, and the series isn't done, but shit, the curse of 9-11 will keep Steinbrenners primadonnas away from another title and him millions poorer....

GayRod, what a joke. He needs to stop staring at Jeter's crotch.

Yankees Suck! :fawkd:

[michaeljohn]

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[michaeljohn]

http://www.cartoonsbydeano.com/images/Randy_Johnson_George_Steinb.jpg

[Jabooty_3]

I wasn't gonna say anything, but the Angels sucked it up last night

[Draggon]

I wasn't gonna say anything, but the Angels sucked it up last night
There is a difference between sucking and running into a guy that was dealing on the bump.

[Jabooty_3]

huh? I'm confused

I've seen no parts of any of the games, all I know is they lost

[michaeljohn]

:wtf: Yankees have 1 run and 2 hits and are winning in the 8th? lol, Where is their vaunted offense? Joba Chamberlain on the mound, time for him to choke.

[michaeljohn]

:rofl: as soon as I posted this, wild pitch, runner on 2nd 0 out. Fuck the Yankees.

[michaeljohn]

bunts the runner over to third. 1 out.

[michaeljohn]

fuck, line drive rocket, but out to 1st base.

[michaeljohn]

Another Wild Pitch! The curse of 9-11 lives! tied at 1-1!!!11

[michaeljohn]

Joba Chamberlain is a choker, now hits the batter! :rofl:

[michaeljohn]

Almost another hit batter..... 2-1 count runner on first 8th inning, 2 out.

[michaeljohn]

walks another batter, 2 on, 2 out.

[michaeljohn]

meh, strike out, inning over, going to the 9th, tied 1-1.

[michaeljohn]

Ok, Yankees get an infield hit with 2 out. GayRod coming up...

[michaeljohn]

GayRod strikes out after Abreu steals Second. GayRod is a post season CHOKER! Stupid biased announcers, all they were talking about was GayRod's .452 batting average in the 9th inning.

Mariano Rivera warming up who is a proven choker since 2001. Bottom of the 9th coming up, all tied at 1-1.

[michaeljohn]

meh, Tribe goes 1-2-3. 10th inning here we come.

[michaeljohn]

Yankees go quietly 1-2-3 in the 10th, Panzy Matsui, Jorge Pissada, and Robinson Cunt, all out.

[michaeljohn]

HAhahaha Strike 3 was dropped and Lead off runner on first.

[michaeljohn]

bunts him over to 2nd base. C'mon Tribe! Beat those fucking yankees now!

[michaeljohn]

Now 2 out, runner on third.....need a hit. How about another wild pitch? :rofl:

[michaeljohn]

Intentional walk to Victor Martinez.

[michaeljohn]

Hit batter, bases loaded.....2 outs.

[michaeljohn]

Shit, struck out. on to the 11th.....

[Draggon]

wow...apparently I don't need to listen to the game.

You really have your hate on for this team eh?

[michaeljohn]

Yankees go 1-2-3 in the 11th. How much longer can Mariano Rivera last before the pressure gets him. If the score stays tied, how long can he last and who comes in next? :rofl:

[michaeljohn]

Rivera is gone, Luis Vizcaino in to pitch and lose it for the Spankees.

[michaeljohn]

wow...apparently I don't need to listen to the game.

You really have your hate on for this team eh?
I hate George Steinbrenner. He is a cocksucking crybaby that deserves every bit of ridicule his primadonnas earn him. Now, Lead off runner on base (Kenny Lofton), walked on 4 pitches.

[michaeljohn]

base hit, couldn't get the bunt down. 2 on, none out. let's end it now...

[michaeljohn]

bunt successful, 2nd and 3rd, 1 out, look for the intentional walk.

[michaeljohn]

ok, intentional walk, base loaded, Torre to the mound.

[michaeljohn]

shit, popped up in the infield......2 out.....c'mon!

[michaeljohn]

well, a 3 and 2 count....

[michaeljohn]

Base Hit! Indians Win! Yankees SUCK!!!!!
The Curse of 9-11 Lives on!

[michaeljohn]

Would you bet $22 million dollars on the Yankees in game 3? George Steinbrenner did, that's what he paid Roger Clemens to come back to the Yankees. :rofl: Even if the Rocket saves them in game 3, the $22 million rides on as long as the Yankees last. It should be over today. The Indians are hungry, and play like a team. They have the chemistry all the Yankee beaters have had since 2001. Game 3 starts shortly, and the winner will have their hands full with the BoSox. I'll add commentary as the game goes when I can, going to be in and out for the next few hours,

[michaeljohn]

Steinbrenner has gone on record to say if the Yankees don't win this, Joe Torre won't be back next year. Why doesn't he solve the problem and leave himself? Asshole, he is the one jacking up the salaries of all the players, and the cost is borne by the fans.

If I was Torre, I'd lose this fast and get a new contract elsewhere ASAP, FTMFW!

[koЯnut]

If I was Torre, I'd lose this fast and get a new contract elsewhere ASAP, FTMFW!


:werd:

He could come to Seattle. That would make me one happy M's fan.

Torre's not the problem Steiny. Get over yourself.

[michaeljohn]

First inning, Indians score first, lead 1-0. Clemens has made about 24 pitches already....He won't last long.

[michaeljohn]

lol, Johnny Gaymon leads off with a hit, and Derek "Peter Eater" Jeter hits into a double play.

[michaeljohn]

:werd:

He could come to Seattle. That would make me one happy M's fan.

Torre's not the problem Steiny. Get over yourself.
I know the Pirates are hunting for a manager, who else? Cardinals?

[michaeljohn]

lol, home run for Cleveland, 2-0. I'll hang around here until GayRod bats in the 2nd. Can't miss that, he is choking in October, as usual.

[michaeljohn]

Damn, I jinxed it! or maybe not, you decide...GayRod leads off with his first hit of the series. Pissada promptly hits into a double play. (The latter is still hitless in the ALDS). Mr Steroids, Giambi (Pronounced Gee I am Bi) grounds out weakly....on to the third. Shit, I should stick around to see Panzy lead off, he is hitless too! Or maybe he got benched. :rofl:

[michaeljohn]

rep to anyone that will add a photo of Joba Chamberlain getting sprayed with insect repellant and the caption JobaBugOwned on it. :) I found one of Mariano Rivera getting sprayed on MSN....

[michaeljohn]

:rofl: Clemens is chased, 2 1/3 innings. 60 some pitches....runner on first belongs to Clemens.

[michaeljohn]

It's now 3-0 Cleveland, wild pitch and base hit (double).

[michaeljohn]

ok, Panzy Matsui coming up. Will stick around for his at bat, then I have to boogie, and will be back later.

[michaeljohn]

I am a jinx, Panzy legs out an infield hit. Also, his first of the series. Yanks have had the lead-off runner get a hit each inning, and lost him immediately on a double play. What will happen now?

[michaeljohn]

Ok, no double play. Ground out, Panzy to second. Yanks have 1 out and a runner in scoring position and I have to run. be back later.

[michaeljohn]

I lied, I didn't leave yet, but going now. Found what I was looking for. Yankees managed to get a run and "Peter Eater" Jeter promptly hit into another double play. 3-1 Cleveland, going to the 4th. This time, I am out.

[michaeljohn]

:wtf: I am back and Yankees are up 8-3 in the 7th? oh well.....Got to run again, probably back in 45 minutes.

[michaeljohn]

ok, back again, NY 8 Cle 4, going to the 9th. I'll concede this one to the Yanks, well-played. Back next game, or later tonight if the Tribe pulls one out of their hat.

[michaeljohn]

My internet connection is terribly slow now, has been for about 6 hours. So, I probably won't be posting about the game as it progresses. Go Tribe! I have a cool thread about Steinbrenner's idiocy going in EOTH, check that out and please reply if you have thoughts to offer.

[michaeljohn]

Well, time to test my connection. Tribe up 2-0 in the 2nd, bases loaded with 0 out, and the Indians chased Yankee pitcher "Wanna Suk your Wang"

[michaeljohn]

double play and RBI. Runner on third.

[michaeljohn]

Mike Pussyna pitching, gives up a hit, 4-0 now. :)

[michaeljohn]

:rofl: Spankees get the bases loaded with 1 out and manage 1 run. 4-1 Indians, going to the 3rd.

[michaeljohn]

lol, now 6-1 Indians. end of their half of the 4th.

[michaeljohn]

Spankees get a lead off home run to start the 6th and chase Byrd. 2 hits gets them 1st and 3rd with 1 out, and "Peter Eater" Jeter promptly hits into yet another double play. 6-2 Cleveland, in the 7th.

[michaeljohn]

GayRod hits a solo Home Run in the 7th. His first post season RBI since 2004. :rofl: what a choker. Now 6-3 Cleveland.

[michaeljohn]

Spankees make 3 straight outs in the 8th. Still 6-3. 9th inning, here we come!

[michaeljohn]

Johnny Gaymon makes a great catch to end the 8th, saved two runs. On to the Bottom of the 9th, 6-3 Cleveland. My next post will be in BOTH with a new thread, or here next game if Spankees come back to win it..

[rjsincs]

haha fuck the yankees i love seeing them suffer

[sir_drinkalot]

So long Torrey, see ya A-Rod, goodbye Roger (non-factor) Clemens, thats the exit Jorje. A new era is about to dawn for the Evil Empire. Time to start rebuilding. Good luck.