Funyuns...

[spankymcwanky]

What is it about those onion-flavored and crunchy rings that makes them simultaneously disgusting and delicious at the same time?

I can eat a half a bag of those foul Funyuny things without even thinking. Yet, as I'm eating 'em, I know that I should stop...but I can't.

[Queso]

cuz they're sooooooooooo good!

and i don't like onions