Notice To Florida Hikers

[CWB]

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers,
hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee,
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as bells on their
shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People
should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird
feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like
pepper.


Jack Pittman
Director
Public Health Preparedness & Response
NFRDSTF Health Co-Chair

North Florida Region: Setting the Pace for Florida's Leadership

[YaMon]

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird
feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like
pepper.


Jack Pittman
Director
Public Health Preparedness & Response
NFRDSTF Health Co-Chair

North Florida Region: Setting the Pace for Florida's Leadership

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot :ugh0:

[Queso]

Tourists: Delicious and nutritious. Taste just like chicken!

[joerockhead]

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers,
hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee,
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as bells on their
shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People
should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird
feathers, as well as human remains. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and look like
they where attache to shoes.


Jack Pittman
Director
Public Health Preparedness & Response
NFRDSTF Health Co-Chair

North Florida Region: Setting the Pace for Florida's Leadership

Fixed!

[Lazer]

Like I'm gonna bend over and smell alligator shit? to see if it smells like pepper?

[licupssy]

Originally Posted by CWB
The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee, Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as bells on their shoes and red with green clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.They also advise in case of an encounter with an alligator to say HO,HO,HO in a deep voice if only red clothing is available. If all else fails the use of pepper spray or cyanide pills is recommended at the person's discreation.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird feathers, as well as human remains. Adult alligator droppings have little bells that look like they where attache to shoes and pieces of red and/or green clothing in them.

Note: Sightings of reindeer should be reported immediately to the local office of The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

Jack Pittman
Director
Public Health Preparedness & Response
NFRDSTF Health Co-Chair

North Florida Region: Setting the Pace for Florida's Leadership

Fixed!

Fixed - revision 2.0

[adrenaline]

Like I'm gonna bend over and smell alligator shit? to see if it smells like pepper?


pretty much what i was thinking. ughword

[thecowboy]

The Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission is advising hikers,
hunters, fishermen, golfers and tourists in general to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in : Alachua, Marion, Lake, Collier, Lee,
Seminole, Osceola, Polk, Brevard, Putnam and Orange counties.

They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as bells on their
shoes or clothing to alert but not startle the alligators unexpectedly.They also advise the carrying of pepper spray in case of an encounter with an alligator.

It is also a good idea to watch for fresh signs of alligator activity. People
should learn to recognize the difference between small young alligator and large adult alligator droppings.

Young alligator droppings are smaller and contain fish bones and possibly bird
feathers. Adult alligator droppings have little bells in them and smell like
pepper.


Jack Pittman
Director
Public Health Preparedness & Response
NFRDSTF Health Co-Chair

North Florida Region: Setting the Pace for Florida's Leadership


Dinner Bell. If I was a gator, I'd be listening for it :happycow:

[BackdoorJesus]

heh sorry guys, I liked the original post best...

Subtlety FTW :tongue:

[Queso]

heh sorry guys, I liked the original post best...

Subtlety FTW :tongue:
:werd: