View Full Version : Off the market.
That's right. I'm officially off the market. No more single life for me.... I can't figure out if that's good or bad.
xevious
12-17-2005, 02:44 PM
you finally found the right man?
:rofl: Rep, asshole. I'd expect that from Juan or Kornut, but you??? :sadwavey: :rofl:
xevious
12-17-2005, 02:49 PM
what can i say? im teh number one asshole around.
VIVIX
12-17-2005, 03:38 PM
:nopics:
C'mon...we know you have pics of her. And if you must, you can post one or two with her wearing clothes.
Haha, I made a point of telling her last night that I will be taking nude photos of her.
xevious
12-17-2005, 04:37 PM
Haha, I made a point of telling him last night that I will be taking nude photos of him.
damn, i knew it...
zeppy
12-17-2005, 04:38 PM
Proof that it's actually a woman or :ban1: .
:eddie: Congrat!
rjsincs
12-17-2005, 04:51 PM
well hell has frozen over. lol j.k man glad to here you deserve a good girl thats not related to you or your hand or on the internet. wait she isnt on the internet right? her name isnt lafawnduh right?
BackdoorJesus
12-17-2005, 05:36 PM
Pics or BAN, nigra...
Juan.Camaney
12-17-2005, 05:41 PM
Congrats bro. Although single life from you was like an episode of Mr. Rogers...nothing but make believe land or world or whatever te fuck he called it.
skept
12-17-2005, 05:46 PM
Congrats Jimi.
:nopics:
Lucky13
12-17-2005, 06:14 PM
Congrats bro. Although single life from you was like an episode of Mr. Rogers...nothing but make believe land or world or whatever te fuck he called it.
It was called "The land of make-believe"
Juan.Camaney
12-17-2005, 06:56 PM
It was called "The land of make-believe"
Gracias puto.
well hell has frozen over. lol j.k man glad to here you deserve a good girl thats not related to you or your hand or on the internet. wait she isnt on the internet right? her name isnt lafawnduh right?
Haha, no, she lives in the apartment building across from mine. She is a friend's roommate.
koЯnut
12-17-2005, 08:44 PM
I feel rejected and used. Oh well, life goes on without teh Jimi.
About damn time homey....congrats!
koЯnut
12-17-2005, 08:48 PM
:werd:
Lucky13
12-17-2005, 08:50 PM
Yahoo bitch. :tongue:
Yahoo personals? Probably is a man then :happycow:
hahaha, no, I was telling kornut to get on yahoo, asshole. :tongue:
michaeljohn
12-17-2005, 09:18 PM
is this the girl you were chasing a few months back? dinner with her folks, etc.....
adrenaline
12-17-2005, 10:07 PM
Manatee or Bison?
xevious
12-17-2005, 10:12 PM
actually, suprising as it may be, jimi always gets good looking girls...dont ask me how...:dunno:
adrenaline
12-17-2005, 10:17 PM
actually, suprising as it may be, jimi always gets good looking girls...dont ask me how...:dunno:
yeah he's posted pictures of partys and whatnot before.. not bad lookin gals.. maybe its the water down there.
xevious
12-17-2005, 10:20 PM
well, except this one back in high school...girl looked like an ostrich...
BackdoorJesus
12-17-2005, 10:32 PM
actually, suprising as it may be, jimi always gets good looking girls...dont ask me how...:dunno:
I hear they call him "tripod"... :cool:
xevious
12-17-2005, 10:39 PM
I DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT!!! as far as im concerned, everyone in my family but me is genderless. *puts her fingers in her ears, squeezes eyes shut, and starts so sing*
kulotsalot
12-17-2005, 10:59 PM
Ahahahahahah poor xevious... like the idea of Jimi as "tripod" eh??? :happycow:
xevious
12-17-2005, 11:12 PM
jimi is nueter, as are my two sisters, and my parents. never mention this subject again. there will be consequences -_-
Juan.Camaney
12-17-2005, 11:15 PM
*puts her fingers in her ears, squeezes eyes shut, and starts so sing*
That's how most of my fantasies about you start.
xevious
12-17-2005, 11:18 PM
you are one fucked up mexican, you know that? :jimi:
Juan.Camaney
12-17-2005, 11:19 PM
you are one fucked up mexican, you know that? :jimi:
Coming frmo you, it's starting to scare me.
xevious
12-17-2005, 11:20 PM
hahahah seek help, my mexi-frien', seek help. :lolhit:
Juan.Camaney
12-17-2005, 11:22 PM
Fuckit, I like the way I live.
http://uploads.webrats.com/files/40/camy.jpg
http://uploads.webrats.com/files/40/camy2.jpg
http://uploads.webrats.com/files/40/camy3.jpg
xevious
12-18-2005, 12:41 AM
/me picks her jaw up off the floor.
i told you he somehow gets hotties...maybe shes blind? :dunno:
You should hear her southern accent. Holy shit. haha
nice goin! Ill bet your hand is pissed at you now.
My other goods are happy enough to compensate for the pissy hand. :tongue:
xevious
12-18-2005, 01:20 AM
jimi, you have no "goods". read my other posts. dammit.
michaeljohn
12-18-2005, 01:38 AM
need nudes, this isn't the girl you know I have the nude of.
rjsincs
12-18-2005, 02:46 AM
not bad at all jimi. wasnt she on page 235 of the jailbait thread? j.k man shes a real hottie. ya sure its not a relative?
xevious
12-18-2005, 03:14 AM
shes too good-looking to be in our gene pool
rjsincs
12-18-2005, 03:35 AM
lmao i know the feelin. im convinced someone peed im our gene pool. i may be one of the less fuct ones of us. and look at me. nuff said
xevious
12-18-2005, 04:40 AM
actually i think our gene pool somehow came out ok...exept mentally, genious yes, mentally stable no....we're all cukoo....of course, eating mercury as a kid probably did not help me...
kulotsalot
12-18-2005, 02:12 PM
She looks *really* nice Jimi... are those bras hanging from her doorknob?
Juan.Camaney
12-18-2005, 02:29 PM
Dayum, Jimi! Nice catch. Guess she wants to get in good with you before you start making the big bucks as a doctor de medicina, eh?
I'm thinking of bringing her on board. Don't make me look TOO bad! :rofl:
Alex, I'd thought about the whole Dr. thing, vato..... Xev, cover your eyes.... I think she just likes the "other" jimi! That's what SHE says atleast! :tongue:
xevious
12-18-2005, 08:22 PM
she likes midgets. :dunno:
Bipolar
12-18-2005, 08:26 PM
she likes midgets. :dunno:
nice, REP!
koЯnut
12-18-2005, 09:23 PM
I'm thinking of bringing her on board. Don't make me look TOO bad! :rofl:
:happycow:
zeppy
12-18-2005, 09:25 PM
I'm thinking of bringing her on board. Don't make me look TOO gay! :rofl:
Fixed. Although I'm not sure if it's possible to not make you look gay. :gay: :happycow:
Well, I already told her about you. She's cool, as long as she can watch! :rofl:
koЯnut
12-18-2005, 09:27 PM
Well, I already told her about you. She's cool, as long as she can watch! :rofl:
Jimi + Jimi's Girl + kornut + kornstar = Love sammich!!
zeppy
12-18-2005, 09:28 PM
Jimi + Jimi's Girl + kornut + kornstar = Love sammich!!
Just make sure you guys don't leave the girls completely out all together... :bowrofl:
Good times are to be had in CA soon! :rofl::rofl::rofl: Rep.
koЯnut
12-18-2005, 09:29 PM
Just make sure you guys don't leave the girls completely out all together... :bowrofl:
:bowrofl: :bowrofl:
Just make sure you guys don't leave the girls completely out all together... :bowrofl:
:rofl::rofl: More rep.
Fuck, apparently I need to rep more people before I rep you two. I don't rep enough, I guess.
Juan.Camaney
12-19-2005, 12:48 AM
What luck...I just joined the Camera Man's local 789. With that and BongRipper being in the Fluffers Local 282, we got the begining of a pretty good business.
skept
12-19-2005, 02:30 AM
Aight jimi how much did ya pay for that chick to pose for you....
zeppy
12-19-2005, 02:33 AM
Aight jimi how much did ya pay for that chick to pose for you....
He gave her his Gucci bag... :eddie:
I found this and saw that Jimi was bewteen them.. if you look reallllllly close..
http://www.collegehumor.com/pictures/13522/
actually i think our gene pool somehow came out ok...exept mentally, genious yes, mentally stable no....we're all cukoo....of course, eating mercury as a kid probably did not help me...
Geniuth, thilly, and cuckoo, thilly...... no, the mercury didn't help in either of our cases, now you have to tell the story.
xevious
12-19-2005, 04:30 AM
okay people. if you see shiny metallic stuff, dont drink it...wasnt the elder sis the only one who didnt drink it? :dunno:
BackdoorJesus
12-19-2005, 04:33 AM
"That which does not kill me only makes me stronger"
You guys were just toughening up, IMHO
xevious
12-19-2005, 04:35 AM
ever heard the term "mad as a hatter"? well, they worked with mercury.....
and i serously cannot remember WHY we drank it :dunno:
Aight jimi how much did ya pay for that chick to pose for you....
Dinner and a good cawking :tongue:
xevious
12-19-2005, 04:39 AM
/me slaps jimi upside the head.....MY VIRGIN EYES MAN!
I said cawking.... I meant she had an air leak in her window. That and I is drunk.
BackdoorJesus
12-19-2005, 04:49 AM
What luck...I just joined the Camera Man's local 789. With that and BongRipper being in the Fluffers Local 282, we got the begining of a pretty good business.
I am REALLY offended by that comment!!! :shannon:
I would NEVER join a union!!! :cool:
throatyogurt
12-19-2005, 04:50 AM
I said cawking.... I meant she had an air leak in her window. That and I is drunk.
and by window, you mean her butt, yes?
Please delete this thread. I'm thinking of bringing her on the forum tonight.
zeppy
12-19-2005, 09:32 PM
:bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
Don't want her to read about how you/we really are, eh? :bowrofl: :bowrofl:
haha, I don't want her to see that I told y'all that I told her I was gonna take nude photos of her. :tongue:
koЯnut
12-19-2005, 09:41 PM
I'm thinking of bringing her on the forum tonight.
:jimi: better :run: if she comes here and talks to me.
I tried to get you to talk to her last night, but you were gone.... which isn't where you told me you'd be when you made me say I'd be here. :tongue: :sadwavey:
koЯnut
12-19-2005, 09:48 PM
I tried to get you to talk to her last night, but you were gone.... which isn't where you told me you'd be when you made me say I'd be here. :tongue: :sadwavey:
You don't wanna have her talk too me....she'll leave you faster than you can say Bills suck.
I don't know... I talk to Mima, and we just have sex. She never left you....
koЯnut
12-19-2005, 09:50 PM
I don't know... I talk to Mima, and we just have sex. She never left you....
:bowrofl:
You win.....again.
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